Miscellaneous: Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live...

By Foreverathome - 28/09/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML

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By TotallyFkd - 22/01/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I moved back home because I got laid off and could no longer afford my apartment. I decided to take a nap and when I woke up I overheard my Mom telling my Aunt that she used to be so proud of me and wonders when I became such a loser. Burn. FML

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By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

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By fireenginemad - 10/02/2013 06:08 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 12:17 - United States

Today, I moved back in with my parents in order to help them with the mortgage, so they don't lose the house that has been in our family for three generations. I also found out that I now have a curfew, and so does my husband and our 3 year old son. FML

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Our house, was a very very very nice house

By Anonymous - 06/03/2020 18:00

Today, my house caught on fire. After it was put out, I realized the damage wasn't bad, mainly smoke damage. I went to my parents' for the night because my house smelled. While there, I received a phone call from my neighbor. Apparently, my house caught fire again. It's now a pile of ashes. FML

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Independence day

By independence - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 02:19 - Reserved

Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML

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Get a grip

By Hopelesshomeless - 12/03/2013 18:35 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I moved back to my home town. My best friend and I had arranged to rent a house together that we both liked. I finished my last day at work and made the three-hour drive, only for her to break down and tell me that she isn't "ready" to move out of her parents' basement. She's 25. FML

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mk58 31

Wednesday 28 September 2011 12:05

Your parents didn't want you to move out so they hired an arsonist, basically, me.

saIty 17

Wednesday 28 September 2011 12:00

Sorry, I tried to tell Bob not to play with lighters.

Comments

veronicabrianne 13

Wednesday 28 September 2011 13:17

hey, i totally moderated this one! it was one of only 3 i said yes to in an hour :)

kiakia0131 23

Wednesday 28 September 2011 16:56

Congratulations. Would you like a cookie?

ikickgingers 15

Wednesday 28 September 2011 18:00

Where's my ******* cookie???

Shadow_Phantom 26

Wednesday 28 September 2011 13:29

Wow, what the ****... serious FYL there. Hope things get better for you, man.

rawrr61 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 13:34

Well you said "home" so it can't be that bad.

loveanthony645 5

Wednesday 28 September 2011 13:35

Well is everyone okay?

erockinthesuburb 17

Wednesday 28 September 2011 13:36

Honey Badger doesn't care if the building is on fire, Honey Badger doesn't give a shit, he lives there anyway.

perdix 29

Wednesday 28 September 2011 14:32

Is Honey Badger the new Chuck Norris?

Steve95401 49

Wednesday 28 September 2011 13:36

Apparently, OP shouldn't live in an apparent complex.

DKjazz 20

Wednesday 28 September 2011 13:48

ForeverAtHome

perdix 29

Wednesday 28 September 2011 14:35

So, now re-capitalizing the OP's nickname counts as a comment? Why not comment 4Ever@Home?

DKjazz 20

Thursday 29 September 2011 2:28

A lot of people using the mobile app have a hard time seeing the name of the poster up front. By the way, perdix, I'm a big fan of your comments.

VeganVampyre 26

Wednesday 28 September 2011 13:48

"Apparent complex"? Like, you thought you were the only one in the building and you only realized now that its a complex?

that_nerdy_sock 3

Wednesday 28 September 2011 13:53

I don't think you Parents are gonna be happy either...

Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 28 September 2011 14:10

Well, at least they let you move back in for the duration. Also, exactly why did you need to tell them repeatedly for months that you were moving out? Was it really that big of a thing?