Love: Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected,...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 00:18 - Netherlands

Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML

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By Wellgreat - 30/11/2018 03:00

Today, I convinced my roommate, who’s been single for a while, to get back in the dating game. He downloaded Tinder. His first match was my girlfriend. FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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By Isitreallythatbad, - 22/12/2013 05:37 - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

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Dating is hell

By Anonymous - 24/03/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I’ve been trying to date not only agreed to a date, she invited me back to her place because the date went so well. We were kissing so hard, I struggled to breathe, I coughed, gagged, then vomited my seafood dinner all over her yellow sofa. It all went downhill from there. FML

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By FlamedOut - 23/04/2017 22:00

Today, I discovered that my Tinder date is the roommate and best friend of a date from the previous week that went sour. He also hangs out with my former high school flame. What are the chances? FML

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Sibling rivalry

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 00:02 - Switzerland - Zollikerberg

Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

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Monday 9 November 2015 15:05

That sucks ! :( Don't worry, you'll find someone who'll suit you soon :)

BlackHawkSavior 28

Monday 9 November 2015 15:06

Ahh yes the joys of tinder people. Keep trying OP I'm sure you'll find someone.

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xoxoblondee 31

Tuesday 10 November 2015 1:18

I met my boyfriend of 10 months on tinder, so anything is possible!

chuchusheep 19

Tuesday 10 November 2015 5:12

thats Tinder for ya.

TheHon 13

Tuesday 10 November 2015 7:30

The word "tried" implies that your roommate denied her. Good man. Buy him a beer and ask him to be your wingman!

Random4ever22 17

Tuesday 10 November 2015 7:40

Poor OP. Kick him in the balls and then run

tayyymeds 16

Tuesday 10 November 2015 8:12

Tinder wasn't designed for quality.

GrumpyGrinch 23

Tuesday 10 November 2015 10:06

Tinder is primarily based on location what can you expect there? You are lucky that she didn't leave with your valet and car keys.

anarchymaniac 22

Tuesday 10 November 2015 14:02

Damn that sucks. Ever tried just talking to a girl not on the Internet.

vikky538 28

Tuesday 10 November 2015 20:58

She just. Tindered your house.

8djht8 19

Wednesday 11 November 2015 15:06

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