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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 00:18 - Netherlands

Today, after months of Tinder-ing, first dates and being rejected, I finally was able to hook up with a girl. We met, we kissed, we danced and I took her back to my place. She then promptly tried to make out with my roommate. FML

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By Jebus - 23/01/2009 13:31 - Canada

Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2025 11:00 - United States - Anaheim

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2019 02:00

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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By Isitreallythatbad, - 22/12/2013 05:37 - United States

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I’ve been trying to date not only agreed to a date, she invited me back to her place because the date went so well. We were kissing so hard, I struggled to breathe, I coughed, gagged, then vomited my seafood dinner all over her yellow sofa. It all went downhill from there. FML

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By FlamedOut - 23/04/2017 22:00

Today, I discovered that my Tinder date is the roommate and best friend of a date from the previous week that went sour. He also hangs out with my former high school flame. What are the chances? FML

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Monday 9 November 2015 15:05

That sucks ! :( Don't worry, you'll find someone who'll suit you soon :)

BlackHawkSavior 28

Monday 9 November 2015 15:06

Ahh yes the joys of tinder people. Keep trying OP I'm sure you'll find someone.

Comments

eagleriverjohn 24

Monday 9 November 2015 15:23

Nothing new from Tinder. Maybe try somewhere else.

RachelRHCP 23

Monday 9 November 2015 15:28

Maybe you should just stop using Tinder then?

Tripartita 44

Monday 9 November 2015 15:29

I really want to know what happened next.

tranced_ 45

Monday 9 November 2015 15:38

Patience.

dutchy86 20

Monday 9 November 2015 16:29

come on OP... share you're toys

rederis 4

Monday 9 November 2015 21:33

that's disgusting.

CaletheLion 15

Monday 9 November 2015 16:43

Just don't expect anything thing on tinder. I was the same way until I gave a girl my number and met her. Don't go for hook ups bro, at least if you want a relationship