Work: Today, after more than six years of working my ass off, I finally...

By no new apartment for me - 18/07/2013 19:53 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, after more than six years of working my ass off, I finally summoned the courage to ask my boss for a raise. She just chuckled, "I'm gonna need you to eat a dick, John." and stared at me unblinking until I awkwardly left. FML

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By Skylalala - 14/06/2022 18:00

Today, I summoned the courage to go into my boss’s office and ask for a raise. He yelled at me, called me “ungrateful”, asked how dare I ask him such a question, and that I’m lucky to even have a job in the first place. I ended up reduced to tears. FML

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By ADD - 11/02/2009 14:59 - Bulgaria

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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By fuckmyplums - 07/02/2014 23:47 - Austria - Grossarl

Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML

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By corey - 28/02/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML

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By fmyjob - 02/11/2009 09:03 - United States

Today, I asked my boss for my first raise in almost two years, to which he replied, "In the real world, I think you've definitely earned one, but this isn't the real world." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:52 - United States - Westerville

Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML

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By zheiraT - 22/05/2015 19:44 - United States - South Portland

Today, I walked into my boss's office to ask for a raise, and walked out unemployed. FML

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I deserve a raise and fall

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I finally mustered the courage to ask my boss for a raise. I confidently walked into his office, ready to present my case, only to trip over the edge of a rug and fall onto his desk, scattering papers and stuff everywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 00:11 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML

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Mummy's boy

By anon - 16/09/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML

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Friday 19 July 2013 2:10

Welp, it sounds like your boss is an asshole.

MissWhitneyB 17

Friday 19 July 2013 2:10

She didn't have to be rude about it. A "no" would've been enough. Some bosses are assholes just because they know they can be one.

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mattrd_fml 31

Friday 19 July 2013 2:13

im trying to understand what she meant by that.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Friday 19 July 2013 4:22

She must not like giving her husband fellatio. So instead, she was politely asking OP to do it for her and in return, he would get his raise. That's what I assumed she meant.

staroftexas9 3

Friday 19 July 2013 2:14

Damn! I think I'd be in the HR office filing a complaint. A simple "no" was all she needed to say. Sorry OP.

sonnyrosa 32

Friday 19 July 2013 2:14

I agree with staroftexas9... that was a VERY inappropriate response to your request.

AngrySailor 17

Friday 19 July 2013 2:31

Well unfortunately some work places are small enough not to have an HR dept or a union. In those situations, you have to accept it with a realistic expectation of your chances of advancement or leave. After six years, OP kind of deserves it but on the other hand, jobs aren't easy to find these days. If one things for sure you better have some good reasons thought out before going o the boss for a raise. Good luck OP

olpally 32

Friday 19 July 2013 2:17

You need ************ jones... What a **** bag!

Ayanpatel95 7

Friday 19 July 2013 2:18

You can report her for sexual harassment

AngrySailor 17

Friday 19 July 2013 2:33

OP was lucky... I've been told to "eat a bag of dicks" :/

nurchok 15

Friday 19 July 2013 4:39

Either way it is completely inappropriate. And it wasn't worded like "**** off"... It explicitly said, "I'm gonna need you to eat a dick". I agree with a comment about finding a job with a competitor...