Miscellaneous: Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents'...

By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 15:42 - United States

Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML

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By .__. - 16/07/2013 20:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 04:33 - Canada

Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

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By TKPhai - 05/04/2015 03:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my parents, my aunt, and her husband went out to dinner. Once there, my aunt told us that she was pregnant. Out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2015 05:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML

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By unzucht - 30/05/2012 16:45 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML

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By storyofmylife - 23/02/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2016 16:55 - United States - Harrisburg

Today, my dad and I ran into a guy I've been dating. He flipped out and accused me of cheating on him. This is now the second guy to have a similar reaction to my dad. I guess this is one of those unexpected consequences of teen pregnancy that my parents didn't see coming. FML

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Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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MisterFML123 1

Tuesday 14 August 2012 18:52

Hmmm. Gotta be a little awkward

LolOrDeath 4

Tuesday 14 August 2012 18:54

And your parents always thought you would have an accident before them

Comments

janerose21 3

Tuesday 14 August 2012 23:41

a least next time you know that invitation should be declined and thrown out of windows so a dog can eat it !!

alan831 9

Tuesday 14 August 2012 23:47

You'd think that if he wanted to get her pregnant he'd find a way to avoid wearing the condom at all.

outoftown 26

Wednesday 15 August 2012 0:44

And after not so much deliberation, OP declines the next few (many) family dinner invites. Sorry for the ****** up family, OP, but congrats on your new sibling. Best of luck.

jjmiller1001 17

Wednesday 15 August 2012 1:39

Yay it's fixed!

Abbeygale 8

Wednesday 15 August 2012 2:20

Lol awks, I'm pretty sure he's lucky to be still having sex after marriage, I doubt he'd want to jeopardize that being getting her pregnant again

penguinazul 13

Wednesday 15 August 2012 2:37

You'd think they'd be using a better form of birth control than just condoms if they're married. Isn't that why they make things like Mirena?

mdwilde 7

Saturday 25 August 2012 19:54

Not everyone likes the idea of conceiving and flushing the child out with an IUD. There's a reason the AMA changed conception from fertilization to implantation. Otherwise things like IUDs and hormonal contraception wouldn't be able to be called contraception, but abortefacient.