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By jdrew32 - 04/02/2013 02:17 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML

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Not gonna happen

By Anonymous - 28/07/2021 08:01

Today, my wife and I are supposed to be trying for another baby. We've tried once in the last 7 weeks. FML

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Monday 4 February 2013 9:25

Well..you didn't marry her for her brain..

carry_on 19

Monday 4 February 2013 9:29

I'm not sure your wife should be allowed to have kids to be honest...

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poccocurantes 7

Monday 4 February 2013 15:44

She is right you know. Staying on the pill has regulated her cycle and now she knows when she is most fertile. unfortunately for OP that's just not this year. Sure she wants kids?

Neongreenme 8

Monday 4 February 2013 15:44

and your still seriously considering having a baby with this person? I would reevaluate your situation and quick.

Jennielee 6

Monday 4 February 2013 15:55

You sure you want to duplicate those genes?

darryaz 9

Monday 4 February 2013 16:15

Is she a blonde?

redmnky21 8

Monday 4 February 2013 17:05

I think you're dodging a bullet, do u really want to reproduce with someone that stupid?

vbmg152 18

Monday 4 February 2013 17:38

Is she pretty?

marcranger 28

Monday 4 February 2013 17:44

Maybe OP really wants to have kids, but his wife doesn't, and this is her non-confrontational way of convincing him that he doesn't really want to have kids either, at least not with her? I'm not hopeful, but it's way too early where I am to accept that someone could be as dumb as OP's wife seems to be.

darlinjai 18

Monday 4 February 2013 18:01

Maybe it's a good thing since you figured out your kids might have her intelligence...

ulissey_fml 22

Monday 4 February 2013 18:41

One too many Mensa-'nah coktails maybe ? She is very effectively i-Loestrin the need to think twice whom you have children with. Harsh critics, but noot too far the stretchmark. (Non-French speakers please read to the end before you bury me!) Sea-son-ale trop loin, Jo-le-ssa chacun the right to defend her. Let her a-Pill! (these birth pill brands sound like "if they have gone too far " and "I 'll let / leave to everyone" in French).