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By jdrew32 - 04/02/2013 02:17 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 06:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML

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By samantha - 17/08/2019 06:02 - United States

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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Not gonna happen

By Anonymous - 28/07/2021 08:01

Today, my wife and I are supposed to be trying for another baby. We've tried once in the last 7 weeks. FML

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Monday 4 February 2013 9:25

Well..you didn't marry her for her brain..

carry_on 19

Monday 4 February 2013 9:29

I'm not sure your wife should be allowed to have kids to be honest...

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lilacgold 16

Monday 4 February 2013 12:47

Wow. Just... wow. It can be hard enough to get pregnant for a while after getting off the pill, but if you don't even stop it then it'll take a whole lot longer...

inumiko 12

Monday 4 February 2013 16:06

Are you related to this mans wife by any chance?? lol jk jk..

c0c0_fml 16

Monday 4 February 2013 12:48

Maybe it's better you guys don't procreate.

LaLince 40

Monday 4 February 2013 12:50

ydi for marrying her.

Enslaved 36

Monday 4 February 2013 13:07

In 5 months, you never noticed her taking her birth control pill once? Look on the brighter side, I bet you had lots of sex compared to other married couples. :P

misspennycakes 7

Monday 4 February 2013 13:30

She doesn't want to breed with you!!!

Squygm 7

Monday 4 February 2013 13:52

It's scary surprising just how many women don't understand their own birth control.

maemismile 22

Monday 4 February 2013 13:54

You married an idiot.

GarageDragon 22

Monday 4 February 2013 13:58

Well OP, you picked her. But please don't breed with her.

TrinityisLife 22

Monday 4 February 2013 14:00

It's a sign. For God's sake, heed the sign!

angel55033 12

Monday 4 February 2013 14:16

Lets hope she was kidding...since there are meds to help you be more fertile unless she knew it was birth control specifically... then just, well at least practice makes pregnant?