By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

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Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML
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RedPillSucks 31

His mom ***** him. If she ***** his son, that would be just....beyond odd. Is it gradpedofelia?

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ninofrank 0

Can't you at least tell us why his mom is SO awsome becouse now I'm curious

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emodude44 0

i already know his mom is awesome. I've gotten awesome BJs from her

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WHAT_THA_PHUCK 0

Actually it was his dad, but they have the same haircut and you couldn't tell the difference!

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WiFi_ght_Club 0

Whatup, ************?

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nswan 5

well are there really that many awesome girls out there?? cuz my mom is pretty awesome ;). haha y would u say that

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Johdy 0

his mom just has better boobs that's all... hey we're not judging you op...

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