By fishruinsex - 08/12/2010 08:46

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Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML
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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

do fish turn him on because they remind him of you? or part of you?

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TheLetterZero 7

Guess you could say he was... *sunglasses* hooked on that program. YEEEAAAHHH!

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ClickMyPicture 0

It's funny cause the fish turns him on and not you ;)

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katplayer 4

Well, he can't be that much of a loser if he's got a girl's hands down his pants...

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

do fish turn him on because they remind him of you? or part of you?

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xcubbiebearx 0

that was just rude.

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sourgirl101 28

That was just rude saying "that was just rude" "Snapper" are hot!(:

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

he was more interested in a fish on a pole, than he was in pole-ing your fish, I guess.

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c8750 2

Maybe he wants to get poled Lol

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memo619 0

I guess trial and error doesn't work for everyone

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dubstep87 0

this is a boring fml

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Nandito2 0

Cuz guys don't get soft wen something bad happens, I'm pretty sure it doesn't affect the blood flow in his **** if he gets sad...

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daymann 0

but I'm pretty sure adrenaline that you could get from being really into the show could cause your penis to tighten up and retrace because it's a natural reaction when your fighting or exerting yourself physically in an unsexual way so your penis doesn't get ripped off or some shit

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Terezi 0

I guess he just had bigger fish to fry at the time.

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ulicksam 0

YDI if you can't distract him from tv, not matter what show is on.

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TheBeastmaster 0

what excellent use of the word flaccid. why does it always have to be saved for limp penises though...

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BloodyHeel 8

Cos that is the most correct way to describe your penis.

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Terezi 0

Inb4 everyone suggests you just dump him.

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