Love: Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool...

By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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By HateTheBus - 18/03/2019 02:00

Today, I was taking the bus home from work. I went to pull the cord to request a stop when the driver slammed on the breaks to avoid running a red light, causing me to get thrown out of my seat and slide down the aisle and hit my head on a pole by the front of the bus. FML

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By Tee - 10/11/2009 02:20 - Australia

Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML

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By apparentlyawomanbeater - 20/04/2012 21:48 - Switzerland - Cadempino

Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 02:00 - Brazil

Today, I was riding my bike down a hill and noticed a pretty girl sitting at the bus stop. I guess I was staring pretty hard, because the next thing I knew, I was swerving off the road and smashing into a tree. She laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By ummmmEW - 13/02/2010 00:04 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML

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That one move that impresses all the guys

By Claire - 31/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 1 June 2016 15:05

*reads "tried to look cool..."* *instantly hits YDI 4972 times* Never mind the fact that you think hair flipping would make you look cool.

abNormal62 23

Wednesday 1 June 2016 15:02

Flicking hair is a girl's move, not a man's move

Comments

notabanana 8

Wednesday 1 June 2016 16:28

what was the intended reaction? girl sees and instantly thinks to herself "omg that guy just flipped his hair I must have his babies"

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 1 June 2016 16:30

Maybe now she just thinks you're "special".

Jachin357 28

Wednesday 1 June 2016 18:08

Well now you can use your long locks to cover your face and hide your shame.

hardattack62 5

Wednesday 1 June 2016 18:14

His name says he's a guy. Don't flip your hair, dude. It was dumb when Bieber was doing it and certainly not cool now.

sparkledoge 29

Wednesday 1 June 2016 19:24

You wouldn't have looked cool anyway, you would just have been yet another guy flipping his hair. Take it from a girl, we don't give a **** if you're flipping your hair.

creativityisnt 19

Wednesday 1 June 2016 19:47

As a girl, I don't think any dude could get my attention by "flipping his hair". I would have instantly be reminded of Justin Bieber in his prepubescent stage. Sorry you hit your head, OP, but just maybe you knocked some sense into it.