Kids: Today, after spending over two hours cleaning my kitchen from... - FML

By jaimpastaggle - 06/10/2016 14:24 - France

Today, after spending over two hours cleaning my kitchen from top to bottom, my 5-year-old then runs in, yells, “Snowstorm!” and throws a bag of flour all over the floor. FML

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Teacatt 13

Friday 7 October 2016 8:42

Time to put him up for adoption

queenariii 22

Friday 7 October 2016 8:43

I suppose it's safe to say that you don't wanna build a snowman?

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rick159 12

Friday 7 October 2016 23:54

Run into his room and yell "SPANKING!"..... then turn his rear red.

nin10doadict 9

Saturday 8 October 2016 0:01

Ever cleaned up a snowstorm, kid? Now you get to!

Calarel_bones 12

Saturday 8 October 2016 1:22

id be leaving a hand-storm on his butt.

isabellam0426 18

Saturday 8 October 2016 3:34

I swear to god if my kid ever did this

tyrspencer 18

Saturday 8 October 2016 3:55

Kill him

RogueWarrior869 23

Saturday 8 October 2016 4:06

Have your kid clean the mess of the majority of it and explain why what they did was bad and disrespectful. I did something similar to your child when I was that age and being mode to clean it up ended that real fast. For a while anyway.

Tannasgh 22

Monday 10 October 2016 7:51

Be careful vacuuming up flour...it can be explosive

liinkinparkfan97 34

Saturday 3 December 2016 5:04

I would make him help you clean it up. He has to learn his actions have consequences.

wrenavery90 12

Wednesday 17 August 2022 4:56

Why did he have a. bag of flour?

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