By why me?? - 07/08/2013 04:21 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was leaving my friends' apartment in my mom's car and I backed into a fire hydrant. I lied and told my mom it was a hit and run. So she called the apartment complex. They had me on video hitting the fire hydrant. FML
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Next time come clean... It's not like you did it on purpose...

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Next time come clean... It's not like you did it on purpose...

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buckerado 19

Well technically, it was a hit and run...Only OP hit the fire hydrant and ran. I know that it's a stretch, but think about it.

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caohm 18

it's dangerous being that stupid

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webbface 25

Haha wow that blows! I can't stop laughing! Sucks for you OP, should have just been honest. Accidents do happen!

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CookieLovesBoo 16

Never lie to the mother - she has eyes in the back of her head , and knowledge .

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iAlissa 34

Or they just had proof on a video. ._.

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rememberkids 14

moms ALWAYS find out! I've learned that lesson...

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LowExpectations 30

I have to lie to my mother as she can't handle truth. In fact, I lie so much to her it's damn near a language. That and she often lies to me so I see where I get it from.

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LowExpectations 30

But in situations like this OP should have been honest.

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RodzillaX 30

At least you've got your dignity...oh wait.

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Soniye 14

It's all fun and games till you lie to your mom and get caught.

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alshygirl 14

Technically it was a hit and run. Except YOU did the hitting and the running

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wdthompson1 18

Dangit I knew someone would beat me to it.

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nattynatters 14

You totally deserve it. Lying is not cool and will only make you look bad. Now your mom will never trust you.

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ohcheriecherie 20

that's a bit extreme. you have to do more than lie once to completely kill your parents trust in you. trust me, I've done it.

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chuka81 27

I hope someone arrests you and put you away for a long long time.

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Soniye 14

Must be a crime to hit a fire hydrant wherever you live. Didn't know it was worth a life sentence *shockingly gasps*

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NoFlippinWai 24

Distruction of public property if tjere was damage to the hydrant. That is a crime. Everywhere.

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rocker_chick105 31

Yes but you're likely to get a ticket. Not go to jail for a long long time

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