Health: Today, after spending the past 4 days asking both my husband...

By SnowyConcussion - 23/12/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, after spending the past 4 days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law pats my head and says "I'll go get some salt." FML

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By .... - 31/12/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 11:02 - United States

Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I walked outside, slipped, busted my head, and had to get 7 stitches. Turns out my son thought it would be funny to spray the sidewalk with water last night so it would freeze. He got a laugh, and I spent over $100 on the stitches. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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By stupidneighbor - 04/03/2009 17:03 - United States

Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML

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By skinsfan7592 - 08/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

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By couturier - 02/01/2010 07:08 - France

Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML

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By milkndstufff - 07/03/2011 00:50 - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

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PaperShreds 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 21:30

Salt it yourself. Would that be so difficult?

RatofDeath 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 21:31

Why didn't you salt it for yourself? You think it's more work than constantly bitching about it for four days? YDI.

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jelmermcgee 8

Wednesday 23 December 2009 21:42

That's what you get for being a fat and lazy woman who can't do it herself. YDI

polarbare 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 21:43

bailo 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 21:44

if you had given some info on why you couldn't have done it yourself, then fine- fyl. but i don't see that here, so ydi.

your_face 15

Thursday 24 December 2009 6:21

He-LLO, she could have, like, totally scratched a nail or something! Like OMG!

peacheso 31

Tuesday 15 September 2015 20:59

I hope you were being sarcastic.

Rellich 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 21:51

YDI. Stop being a dependent moron and it yourself.

bill_654 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 21:55

DIY; YDI

YOULIVETODIE 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 22:02

You could have done it yourself versus Nagging and Bitching for 4 days.

kmob34 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 22:04

you couldnt do it yourself?

fudrick 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 22:05

YDI for being a sexist pig

tass919 12

Wednesday 23 December 2009 22:15

Really what everyone else said stop being a lazy whining bitch and do it your ******* self.

Tozi_fml 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 22:17

Think of all the million girls around the world, living alone, slipping on their sidewalk because they don't have a man to spread salt over the ice. Really. At least he got the hint.