Health: Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious,... - FML

By Mr. Shawzy - 15/01/2009 11:43 - Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

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You deserved it 23 238

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By ms piggy - 15/12/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

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You deserved it 43 110

Simple answer

By pathetic - 29/05/2009 02:35 - Canada

Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML

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You deserved it 59 345

By fatflabbyfail - 20/02/2010 06:09 - United States

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

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You deserved it 42 320

By unknown002 - 12/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML

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You deserved it 18 676

By trev - 30/05/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

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You deserved it 28 950

By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML

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You deserved it 8 078

It creeps up on you

By Anonymous - 10/08/2021 14:01

Today, I looked down while taking a piss and could only see my belly button. Wow, I’m fat now. FML

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You deserved it 420

By tripleBBB - 09/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML

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You deserved it 2 632

Own it

By annie - 26/05/2021 10:57

Today, when I stepped on the scale this morning, I broke it. Now my family won’t stop making fun of me and calling me names like "chubby" and "fatso". The scale was really old and I weigh 110 pounds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 491

You deserved it 237

By Fatty - 28/12/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

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PixelSlayer247 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:48

Bart: Um, Dad? Homer: Huh? Bart: Towel rack...

lemonsmcbob 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 9:38

i have been there, it is depressing.

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LilEinstein 0

Friday 22 April 2011 5:06

...and we care... why?

ericFKNspangler 0

Friday 20 May 2011 7:12

You are so fat, the scale had to hide from you when you stood on it. Want a tip? ... Hide from McDonald's...

abstractsnipe 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 1:36

You guys really need to stop talking about America like that every country has a problem most are slot more severe than America so why pick on us all the rime it's just retarted I don't need to hear the percentage of fat people every time an American posts an fml.

narutou546 4

Friday 13 January 2012 15:22

Demotivational scale

zyprexa_fml 10

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:06

Stop complaining about how fat you are! Instead,get moving and lose that weight by cutting back on junk food and start exercising!

iBiteRoses 22

Friday 24 August 2012 7:09

It's ok, me too.

mcdewme 6

Saturday 1 February 2014 13:15

You guys are so ******* rude. Leave the op.alone and go cyberbully someone who deserves it

lemonadestand 7

Saturday 23 May 2015 11:34

Why is everyone commenting on America? The person who posted this posted it from Canada. Different places.

convive 23

Friday 25 December 2015 19:14

Maybe try weighing as soon as you're awake; at the lighest. if that doesn't work, cardio is in order lol

Triangle6757 9

Monday 21 November 2016 22:17

Or you have a small scale. But it's more likely that you're just fat.

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