Valentine's slay, Successful breakups and Love: Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped...

By Dan1021 - 04/02/2012 19:31 - France

Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML

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By BestBF - 23/04/2013 23:22 - United States - Omaha

Today, I decided to be playful and leave my girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me, saying she couldn't be with someone who "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep, I think I just got dumped for myself. FML

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TomFantastic 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:01

Spending that much proves that you ARE too attached. Or too rich, in which case she's a fool for not hanging on :P

Aregonde 15

Friday 5 February 2010 2:02

Depends how long he's been in the relationship. $400 is an awful lot to be spending on someone you've been seeing for less than a year.

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Comentator 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 17:49

Could be worse...she could have waited until after V-Day...

kristidgranger 3

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:10

how long y'all been dating? like a month or two yeah kinda to fast, 8 or more months then maybe she is mean.

darrenm813 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:28

either this is a coincidence or all girls are b@!*hs cos the exact same thing happened mea few months ago ,except it was an xmas present i had already bought and i was with the girl for over 6 months

carkel 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:41

how long were you together? i would be uncomfortable with any man giving me a gift worth $400

heykelsey 0

Monday 8 February 2010 7:48

well how old are you is the real question here.

theRovingMage 0

Monday 8 February 2010 19:23

Why on earth do guys think that spending a ton of money on a girlfriend is appropriate? I don't even let most guys pay for my half of dinner/date, let alone spend several hundred dollars on me. Valentine's is a Halmark holiday, anyway. Be sweet instead, write a cheesy poem or give her a small gift, but whatever you do, don't go buying diamonds/expensive clothes/electronics for a SO unless it's been YEARS.