Miscellaneous: Today, I got a small scar on my faced removed at a plastic surgeon's....

By Lena - 27/03/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I got a small scar on my faced removed at a plastic surgeon's. Afterward, I told my mom that losing the scar felt weird, like I lost something that gave me character. My mom replied, "Don't worry, you have plenty of other flaws to give you character." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2023 00:02

Today, I have a facial scar from an accident, it's large but not disfiguring. A guy on the bus asked if I could turn away because it was scaring his kid (the kid wasn’t even paying attention) so I told him to screw off, but people started agreeing with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 04:12 - United States

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 00:00

Today, exactly six months out from the biopsy of a spot on my leg approximately the size of a fleck of ground pepper, I have a 2-inch long scar and railroad scar dots from the stitches involved. Next time, get the dermatologist refer me to a plastic surgeon instead of doing it himself. Bonus? It still aches. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 10:27 - Australia - Box Hill South

Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 23:20 - Canada

Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML

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ozac 0

Friday 27 March 2009 16:05

She probably said it more sarcastically, then actually meaning it...

null_fml 11

Friday 27 March 2009 16:17

How small a scar? Vanity might be one of those flaws.

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ozac 0

Friday 27 March 2009 16:05

She probably said it more sarcastically, then actually meaning it...

bcmg44 0

Friday 27 March 2009 16:11

Yikes.

Jimboom 11

Friday 27 March 2009 16:15

She is probably jealous. Just ignore the bitch.

ohhboyy 0

Friday 27 March 2009 16:15

like wtf?

BaldOuting 0

Friday 27 March 2009 16:16

we might have the same mother - that sounds like mine!

null_fml 11

Friday 27 March 2009 16:17

How small a scar? Vanity might be one of those flaws.

melissa_03 0

Friday 27 March 2009 16:19

it kind of sounds like she was kidding..

AntiChrist7 0

Friday 27 March 2009 16:19

that happens if you whine up about a scar

wut_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 16:23

this does not sound like an FML, tbh

thektulu7 0

Friday 27 March 2009 16:24

This is not an FML. There's a popular saying you simply must not hear too often, but it goes pretty much like what your mother said. The idea is that everyone is different because of their flaws. If everyone was perfect we would all be the same. The differences, the flaws, shape and define our character and uniqueness. It wasn't anything mean she said (I think).