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By pygmalion - 26/09/2009 10:39 - United Kingdom

Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML
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elfuzzo 0

You spilled tea all over your breasts? Oh man that is so hot.

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bosshaug 0

I'm a burn expert can you send me a picture of your cleavage? I want to see the degree of the burn

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jonny2x4 0

If the tea got into your cleavage, you must have some huge cans. Well, do you? And while we're on the subject, are you hot by any chance?

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jennysaurus 0

maybe you'll be less stressed if you can figure out a way to laugh at yourself when shit like that happens.

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Poke_my_mon 0

Ohhhh burn marks on the *******.... not sexy. FYL because you'll probably never have hot hot boobie sex ever again:(

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Jakester 0

thats when you blow your ******* oh wait...

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ItsAlexFool 0

OP, I just wanted to tell you that I love your username. Pygmalion is a great show, and it also provided the basis for My Fair Lady, one of my favorite musicals (:

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Fire_Starter 0

I don't know about the show Pygmalion. But Pygmalion in Greek mythology comes off as an ass. So YDI.

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pygmalion_fml 4

Someone doesn't know their Greek mythology. http://www.theoi.com/Heros/Pygmalion.html I happen to think sculpting a life is quite an honor. You are welcome to think otherwise.

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El_mariachi 0

I'm a doctor and I think you could have seriously hurt yourself post some pics of you wet cleavage and I can examine them :)

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sublime93 0

Aw, fyl. Sounds like you really needed that peaceful moment. Hopefully the scalding tea doesn't leave any burns :/

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FerrariCake 2

Here in America, we just cover our noses and say "excuse me" when we sneeze. Is it customary in Britain to smash yourself in the face after you sneeze? And you just happened to be holding a mug? You Brits are an odd bunch.

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expen_dable 0

someones trying too hard...

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arielhoee 9

Loll i've done the same exact thing as the OP. & since when do you excuse yourself when you sneeze? People are supposed to say "bless you," or "gazunteight" ;O

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arielhoee 9

Hmph. It's not my fault I can spell the goddamn word. ): & idk maybe I am a Nazi... That would be interesting to find out. What do Nazi's have to do with sneezing though? ;D

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f_alltheirlives 3

Nazis were german, you misspelled a german word, thus making you a nazi! It makes sense!

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arielhoee 9

But, wouldn't a Nazi know how to spell it? Since they speak German & all. So I don't see how I oils possibly be a Nazi, although i do have some German blood in me..my last name is even German, it means Slaughterer. -evil laugh-

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pygmalion_fml 4

Just because I'm in the UK doesn't mean I'm British. I'm American. Shit happens no matter your nationality.

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mast3rpyr0 0

Stolen from Dane Cook... but good advice none the less.

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