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By pygmalion - 26/09/2009 10:39 - United Kingdom

Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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elfuzzo 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 16:21

You spilled tea all over your breasts? Oh man that is so hot.

bosshaug 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 16:45

I'm a burn expert can you send me a picture of your cleavage? I want to see the degree of the burn

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xxBAMFxx 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:07

I love hot tea... And cleavage! :D it makes me happy

ithedarkone 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:58

You know what you need lady. You need a man. You need just a guy you can call over and F*CK your brains out to relieve some of that tension lol. I'm telling you it would make you feel a lot better and more energetic lol. Put a little pep in your step =P

uj_fml 4

Saturday 26 September 2009 21:08

If it was scalding hot why were you drinking it? You would've been burned anyway.

iFruit 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 22:36

Something like that happened to me today too, except it was hot soup and it was on my vajajay. Still hurts :(

giganticbrain 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 22:41

You ******* deserve it for using the god damn term "vajajay". In fact, I wish it was a bowl of sharp knives and rusty nails. Then maybe you wouldn't think you're so god damn awesome, you ******* prick.

K4ofDoom 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 22:55

Perhaps you should have either moved the tea away from your face or turned your face to the side? You're an idiot.

meezer008 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 23:27

ow, burning cleavage is not fun i must say

mister_moops 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 2:18

is it necessary to say cleavage in the first place? couldn't you just say chest? or would you rather make sure we all know it spilled directly onto your ****?

mommmma 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 2:30

AHAHAH GROW UP KID! so what if she said cleavage. OP, that sucks, but im sorry to say it made me laugh.

suckishfather 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 4:20

what are u some kind of religious person? this is fmylife not jesuscentral.com (real website..), people will be graphic. get over it or get off the site

czechmate 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 5:48

Yes it was necessary, because your nipples are one of the most sensitive parts of your body. So that must have hurt like hell. If you can't deal with the fact that she was proper enough to say "cleavage" then just get off this site.. She could have said melons or bazongas or **** or jugs or boobies or dirty pillows or utters or milk slingers. just shut up and go away.

pygmalion_fml 4

Sunday 27 September 2009 9:51

Since when is cleavage an offensive word? It specifically refers to a cleft (in this case between the breasts), and compared to other options that could have been chosen is pretty deep into the polite side.