By mental - 25/10/2012 23:09 - United States

Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML
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luvtheknot 6

That's...one of the creepiest things I've ever heard. FYL bro.

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zombiekitten87 12

Perhaps you should see a male therapist, then.

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Demonfish 14

Hey, first step to fixing a problem is admitting its there, don't worry OP, you will learn.

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MissAmz 7

I suggest getting a new therapist who doesn't fit in with your sexual tastes (I say this in general because I don't know if you are male or female).

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itslikekayla 5

OP's taste has nothing to do with whether they're male or female. They clearly stated their taste was women.

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RussianFox 13

I don't see how getting an STD would solve the problem.

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yenidewi 11

hahhahahahahahahahhahaha ... u r sooo funny ... X'D

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KiddNYC1O 20

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

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shreyas15 2

Hahahaha :D Epic! Well, find yourself a nice mate, buddy!

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kerrywoodwins20 2

Survival of the fittest. Society doesn't want you to reproduce.

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leahmae88 7

You sound like someone I went to auto tech with...

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greatdanen 6

that's pretty common, to get a better result, you should mention this to your therapist so you can work with it

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