By ohIlike - 15/09/2009 12:10 - Australia

Today, after thirteen years of engagement, my fiancé and I split. As is, with the day, we changed our Facebook relationships to make it official. I logged back on tonight to find his mother, the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time, "liking" the break up. FML
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Standupboi 0

why the **** were u engaged for 13 years???

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HeroicDude 0

YDI it for being engaged for 13 years. Shit on the pot or get off, as I say.

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avoidthegirl 6

I totally agree with this. What the **** were you doing for the past 13 years?

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skullbuster 0

Maybe the mother thought you were too good for her son and didn't know why you were hanging around for 13 years. Honestly, by year 2, I would have been wondering if I had missed the wedding somewhere along the way...

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plexico 3

No wonder she liked the break-up -- people use doormats to wipe mud and shit off the bottoms of their shoes. They don't want them to be responsible for producing their grandkids. Boy, did your ex-fiance take that "Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?" advice to a new level! Not only did he get milk, he got yogurt, cheese and the occasional open-faced roast beef sandwich, too. Plus, the cow entertained his mom. You've been engaged so long, I'll bet you've proven that "Diamonds are Forever" is a myth.

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rukusrazor 0

Welcome to my "thumbs up commenter list" A+ (with extra credit)

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yohaun12 3

lmao!! i juss had to see wat plexico said about this one. kick ass!! epic win

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wozer 0

"my fiance and I split. As is, with the day, we changed our facebook relationships to make it official" LOL'd at that being the official way to do things now.

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hothotheat_ 13

haha, I thought the same exact thing.

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barlessprison 16

Exactly what I thought. That alone made me click YDI. Oh and also the fact that they stayed engaged for 13 years.

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gpstyne 0

thirteen actual years of being engaged? really? then you were never really going to get married believe it

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dsl135 0

YDI for being engaged for 13 years. There's no excuse for an engagement to last that long other than neither of you were actually committed to the relationship to begin with. Give me your Facebook account, so I can press "Like" on the break-up too.

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jailbot 7

What a waste of 13 years of your life. Not that I would ever wait so long to get married after an engagement (I think 2 years is a max and only if we are waiting for me to finish college or if we had definitive wedding arrangements set), but after a ******* decade went by did you really think you were actually going to get married? Even your ex's mother knew it... **** I would have had the same response as her. YDI

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hempat 2

YDI for being engaged for 13 years and never getting married.

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teentee401 36

I thought that pecs in your profile picture were saggy boobs at first lol

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absolute_fml 0

Judging by the comment about "spending the last year" sucking up to the mother, I'm assuming that the OP probably meant a 13 MONTH engagement.

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_insertnamehere_ 0

I'm going to go ahead and second this. 13 Months. MONTHS!

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