Intimacy: Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for...

By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 06:40 - United States - Northbrook

Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I finally had the opportunity to have sex with my girlfriend. This would be the first time for both of us, so I tried to make it really special. I had everything planned out to be very romantic. She loved how it was set up. After all this, I couldn't get it up at all, all night. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By ReallyBro - 21/03/2012 07:27 - United States - Keller

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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Time is money

By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By Lil Bro - 17/07/2016 02:05 - United Kingdom - Smethwick

Today, after months of trying to make my girlfriend orgasm, she finally did. It was with my brother. I'll definitely knock next time. FML

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By pathetic - 20/08/2010 09:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML

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By illequipt - 16/03/2009 03:20 - Canada

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my cock over my jeans and said, "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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vadaaa 11

Tuesday 5 February 2013 16:14

Why did you try to convince your girlfriend for sex for 16 months? Didn't it dawn on you after the first attempt that no means no and she will when she is ready to?

truesarrif 33

Tuesday 5 February 2013 16:13

that's what foreplay is for?

Comments

extos1991 10

Monday 11 February 2013 22:24

i have been in the same boat....not good for the ego at all.

PieknyCzlowiek 7

Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:48

Everyone is different and when it comes to that, depending on your age and/or disablilties, it may make it worse. I myself have diabetes and it is sometimes hard to get it up but just let your girl know you mean well and hope she understands. If she doesn't, she may not be worth your time.

RaulGarcia30 10

Tuesday 5 March 2013 3:26

Vivaaaaa Viagra!

GamerMom392 19

Monday 9 September 2013 10:25

YDI for being a pushy asshole. If you loved her, you'd wait until she was ready, rather than pressuring her. If you just want sex, there are plenty of slutty girls out there.

LarissaT18 18

Saturday 28 December 2013 15:32

Lay off. Seems like you just wanted sex out of the relationship.

thatnewgirl 16

Tuesday 23 September 2014 23:44

no offense but your a dick. you shouldn't push her into doing something she doesn't want to do. you should have waited till she was ready and told you herself she prob just said yes to shut you up.