By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 06:40 - United States - Northbrook

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Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML
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vadaaa 11

Why did you try to convince your girlfriend for sex for 16 months? Didn't it dawn on you after the first attempt that no means no and she will when she is ready to?

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lastpeace 5

Lol. Happened to me and my boyfriend XD better luck next time :p

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madisonrose626 5

YDI, wait until she's ready. You shouldn't have to "convince her."

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kemando 22

I dont understand the concept, if I think of anything remotely erotic I spring like a spruce. lol

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kidclarke 15

16 months of waiting is ridiculous. Sex is apart of a healthy relationship.

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bigtime_rocker 11

How does one wait a full 16 months in a relationship for sex? It had better be the greatest pussy of all times, smelling of apple pie, and a killer-body to go with it on that chick!

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rahrah27 10

I sure hope you weren't constantly nagging her about it rather than once in a while bringing it up. But kudos to you for sticking with her that long even though you weren't having sex! Better luck next time :)

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cmb8280 24

16 months?!! Assuming that you are both adults and not teenagers, you are either a. very naive b. very desperate or c. very dumb. Either way, wtf?!!

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