By Anonymous - 05/02/2013 06:40 - United States - Northbrook

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Today, after trying to convince my girlfriend to have sex for almost 16 months, she finally said yes. I couldn't get it up the second she said it. FML
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vadaaa 11

Why did you try to convince your girlfriend for sex for 16 months? Didn't it dawn on you after the first attempt that no means no and she will when she is ready to?

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i believe the saying is "if you dont use it, you lose it"

You deserve it for trying to push her into something she clearly wasn't ready for

it's your subconcious telling you that if you have to convince her, she is not ready for the D

OMG 16 months? You should start small, like a couple minutes dude. Going for months on end would be a little much for the both of you I should think. You can show off your stamina later...

YuuTheNinjuh 9

YDI, bro. You just do not try to pressure a girl into having sex. That's called "respect" and it shows you are able to enjoy being around her for things other than gettin' nasty.

YDI, don't pressure a girl EVER. You should have only ever asked ONCE, she'll let you know when she's ready. Girls don't need "convincing", they need time.

Watch the Superbowl half time ceremony by beyonce for a little help ;)

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