By DesperateToBeDad - 31/12/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Gravenhurst

Today, after trying unsuccessfully for three or so years to have a baby with my wife, my broodiness has gotten so bad that when I saw a couple with their daughter at the bus stop, I briefly had a daydream where I shot them in the head and took their daughter home to raise as my own. FML
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DesperateToBeDad tells us more.

DesperateToBeDad 7

OP here. Wow, wasn't expecting so many comments! I feel I should probably clarify a few things here: First of all, I have a very vivid imagination and tend to have involuntary daydreams where various scenarios to a situation play out. This was one such case, and doesn't mean I'm violent or am actually contemplating shooting people or anything like that, my mind just rollercoasters through various things happening and I'm just sort of along for the ride. I found this one amusing enough to post on FML. My wife and I are currently looking into fertility tests to find out exactly what the problem is, and will of course consider adoption/fostering if it turns out that natural conception isn't on the cards. Don't worry, I'm not going to abduct anyone's kids or go on a murder spree. :P

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whatsausername7 16

Maybe see a therapist op? Also, there's fertility clinics and treatments you can get to enhance your chances of having a kid. Best of luck!

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ujellybro234 18

Maybe think about trying adoption if at all possible. I wish you the best of luck OP with whatever you choose to do.

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CandyApple88 13

Have a look into alternative therapies as well. The acupuncturist/massage therapist i used to see (in my former city) had a special treatment for ladies trying to get pregnant. Also - try to relax. Yes its a crappy statement, but take a weekend away where you are just doing whatever and don't think about babies and try to just do whatever you want, either chill or go nuts - whatever works for you both. I know a couple where the lady was much older. They tried naturally, nothing, tried 3 rounds of IVF and got nowhere. so they just gave up, and a couple months afterwards she got pregnant!

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DesperateToBeDad 7

OP again, just wanted to give anyone who cares an update: I had an appointment at a fertility clinic yesterday, should have the results of the analysis in 7-10 working days, so fingers crossed!

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Good luck OP

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Lunaressence 13

why don't you guys adopt? there's a lot of unwanted kids in the world, why make a new one?

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