By DesperateToBeDad - 31/12/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Gravenhurst

Today, after trying unsuccessfully for three or so years to have a baby with my wife, my broodiness has gotten so bad that when I saw a couple with their daughter at the bus stop, I briefly had a daydream where I shot them in the head and took their daughter home to raise as my own. FML
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DesperateToBeDad tells us more.

DesperateToBeDad 7

OP here. Wow, wasn't expecting so many comments! I feel I should probably clarify a few things here: First of all, I have a very vivid imagination and tend to have involuntary daydreams where various scenarios to a situation play out. This was one such case, and doesn't mean I'm violent or am actually contemplating shooting people or anything like that, my mind just rollercoasters through various things happening and I'm just sort of along for the ride. I found this one amusing enough to post on FML. My wife and I are currently looking into fertility tests to find out exactly what the problem is, and will of course consider adoption/fostering if it turns out that natural conception isn't on the cards. Don't worry, I'm not going to abduct anyone's kids or go on a murder spree. :P

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whatsausername7 16

Maybe see a therapist op? Also, there's fertility clinics and treatments you can get to enhance your chances of having a kid. Best of luck!

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ujellybro234 18

Maybe think about trying adoption if at all possible. I wish you the best of luck OP with whatever you choose to do.

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KaidensCrow 18

clomid worked for us... first try after treatment... we were unsucessful four four years or so

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RedPillSucks 31

only if you're adopting white children. though the alternatives may not be psychologically possible.

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clair_brodie 35

I really do not see why people are so against adoption. It is obvious that either someone is infertile or someone is taking birth control. if one of those is the case then look in to adopting. If the other, look in to counseling. As for the daydream, look in to therapy to see if you should even be having a kid (no matter how you get one.... other than kidnapping)

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geolocep 6

My wife and I are having the same problem. Go to a fertility clinic. They'll help you pinpoint the possible problem and may help you find options which work for you two.

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Ethan_Anonymous 28

I hate when people like like adoption doesn't exist, such as op. Why have try to have a baby, especially for 3 years, when there's kids in adoption shelters that need a home and a family? YDI

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catherinecas 30

Because adoption is hard. It's expensive and sometimes the most arbitrary reasons can disqualify you.

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lilithfury 23

And to those who keep suggesting adoption, it's not so damn easy to do. Someone doesn't deserve to be shamed just cuz that want their own biological child. Fertility clinics aren't cheap either, neither are the treatments.

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twilight2002 17

awwwww it will happen and people he said day dream...get over it...he did not actually do it

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Sparklypink714 9

seek medical attention soon

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