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By Sam - 20/08/2010 05:34 - United States

Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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Notamerican 0

Friday 20 August 2010 12:18

You know if you weren't the one injured, you'd keep playing too. :P

andruha1123 5

Friday 20 August 2010 12:11

soccer is the shit!

Comments

shadowrobot 2

Friday 20 August 2010 14:16

that's 2 soccer things in two days so I'm just gonna say it now y soccer

LulzNoobSauce 0

Friday 20 August 2010 14:27

More soccer? C'mon people, play a better sport that doesn't frequently end with a 0-0 tie.

Xavi89 0

Friday 20 August 2010 14:54

haha hey it's called football.

napero 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:06

Yes, but then some americans would think he is speaking about their silly "handegg"

kellykerplunkk 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:19

haha aw.

triggerit 5

Friday 20 August 2010 15:20

knee twisted... I dislocated my right hand and after fixing it by school teacher watching the game up to the end and only then was delivered to ER by my friends...

derri 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:37

omg . you so saltyy

kevinfenchak 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:41

ydi for being a soccer player. fag.

omgtacos 0

Friday 20 August 2010 15:43

notice the 'with my friends' part... all of you saying they aren't going to lose the game, why the **** does it matter if it's just with FRIENDS. STFU and read!