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By Sam - 20/08/2010 05:34 - United States

Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML

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Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2012 20:17 - United States - Fresno

Today, I twisted my ankle during a round of golf, after trying to do a fancy jumping high five. FML

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Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML

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By anonymous - 10/01/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 12:00

Today, I sucked so bad that I faked an injury during a football game to get out of playing. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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Notamerican 0

Friday 20 August 2010 12:18

You know if you weren't the one injured, you'd keep playing too. :P

andruha1123 5

Friday 20 August 2010 12:11

soccer is the shit!

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christa953 12

Friday 20 August 2010 16:43

lol at 8!!!!! from another fml that made me laugh!!!!!

KaileeCat 0

Friday 20 August 2010 17:16

anyone think how weird it is that when someone posts something you see the same post but a little different two days later?

ChinnuWoW 0

Friday 20 August 2010 17:44

no one can replace you?

dabullzzsuck 1

Friday 20 August 2010 18:01

thats what you get for playing soccer, fag

omgtacos 0

Friday 20 August 2010 18:20

soccer is awesome you ****** queer.

lucidlucia 0

Friday 20 August 2010 18:27

u twisted it. u didn't break it. man up! put some ice on it and sit down you complete wuss!

Gonqshow 0

Friday 20 August 2010 19:37

YDI for going to the hospital for a twisted knee! Grow a pair and suck it up next time!

Miki16 0

Friday 20 August 2010 20:28

OMG! Ur so called "friends" are asses

RedrumEnasni 0

Friday 20 August 2010 23:57

YDI. Your a pansy because you play soccer, therefore you go to the hospital when you twist your knee. You don't do that in a real sport.

xdanixx 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 1:49

you need better friends!

Hulege 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 2:29

55 ftw

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