Health: Today, after two months of being teased by my friends for getting...

By Anonymous - 30/04/2017 12:00

Today, after two months of being teased by my friends for getting wasted and passing out from only one shot, I learned that I wasn't actually too weak to handle the alcohol. My "friends" had secretly laced my drink with sleeping pills. They're now teasing me for believing them. FML

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By Sleepless Dreams - 29/11/2016 04:42 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML

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By scheisse - 14/07/2013 21:25 - Germany - Herne

Today, I held a house party. For fun, I made sure all the beer was alcohol-free, so I could see which of my friends would be weak-minded enough to end up acting drunk. Three did. I was one of them. FML

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By Sorry babe - 29/11/2020 08:02 - United States

Today, I went out for drinks for the first since I stopped breastfeeding. I underestimated how low my tolerance had become and how strong the drinks were. My husband was stopped by two bouncers while trying to carry me to the car. They thought he'd drugged me. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 08:25

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 06:20 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML

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By person - 20/09/2015 23:57 - United States - League City

Today, I accidentally fell asleep at work after working a 12-hour shift. Instead of waking me up, my coworkers spiked my coffee mug with whiskey and told my boss I was drunk. My boss wouldn't even listen to my side of the story and fired me. FML

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By wlisy - 30/09/2019 18:00

Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 19:03 - Canada

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

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GhostFox 33

Friday 28 April 2017 22:48

Yeah, I would cut off all contact with them. If they're scummy enough to rookie you and take advantage of quite possibly nearly overdosing you to amuse themselves, there's nothing stopping them from doing worse.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Sunday 30 April 2017 12:06

Hell no. If they admitted this in text save the conversation. You could probably press charges or at least threaten to. They already have zero respect for you so have no worries looking like a loser or a snitch to them because their opinions are nothing.

Comments

Lucky O'Guin 18

Sunday 30 April 2017 15:29

First off, these are not friends. Anyone who is so stupidly irresponsible deserves to be prosecuted. Secondly, if you have remained friends with them, you are even more stupid than they.

faifai_fml 21

Sunday 30 April 2017 15:56

Friends don't ROOFIE friends, for chrissake. That's horrible!!!

Fucc_Logic_4evah 13

Sunday 30 April 2017 16:06

Are you sure these people are friends? Also, the law frowns on people being drugged, just in case you weren't sure.

Cinn_fml 22

Sunday 30 April 2017 16:15

These guys are not your friends. If cutting them all out is too hard for you, find out who actually thought it was a good idea and who only went along with it because they couldn't stop it, then certainly remove the former as friends and be wary of the latter.

WeirdUS 29

Sunday 30 April 2017 17:07

Found those responsible and drop a dried or fresh Carolina Reaper into a pitcher of the drink they will all share. Whether it's Iced T lemonade or whatever. Film it upload it and afterwards cut them all off. Those ain't your friends. You can get carolina reaper on amazon for less than $10.

ohsnapword 21

Sunday 30 April 2017 17:57

With friends like that, who needs enemies?

PhoenixChick 26

Sunday 30 April 2017 18:01

Stay away from those people. Warn others about them. They had no problem ROOFIEing a friend, found it fun to lie to you, think it's funny that you believed them. I have no doubt in my mind that they would do it again, and in a situation where they are putting you in real danger- friends who find it funny to drug each other probably would think it's hilarious that some dude was raping you in the corner and you didn't know about it until they send you a Youtube link.

DrowningLessons 19

Sunday 30 April 2017 18:47

Kill your friends!

marsmonkey 8

Sunday 30 April 2017 19:22

That is horrifying. I'm so sorry to hear that this happened to you. Hard as it may be, please separate from those "friends." That is a cruel and dangerous thing they did, and if they think that's funny, you should not keep them in your life. I wish you well.