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By Summer Loving Happened So Fast - 02/12/2014 17:59 - United States - Cookeville

Today, after two years, my girlfriend finally got over her intimacy and commitment problems, with a guy she met over the summer. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 07:00 - United States - Arcata

Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 17:01

Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like some space would help the situation. I found out today that, at some point during those two weeks, she decided to go and have sex with my (now ex) best friend. FML

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By lovehurts - 10/02/2016 02:29 - United States - New Baltimore

Today, I met up with my 'on again, off again' girlfriend of 4 years that I'm still madly in love with. We've been broken up for a few months and she's been dating someone else. We talked about possibly trying things again. When I got home, I found out she's engaged. FML

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ooohsloths 5

Wednesday 3 December 2014 0:13

I hope nobody hits YDI because nobody deserves to get cheated on and if they did then they suck.

GodPart2 20

Wednesday 3 December 2014 0:19

Ummm... ever heard of punctuation, #1? Also, I don't think you get the FML

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beardedbeard 4

Wednesday 3 December 2014 4:23

I'm not sure if she had commitment issue before the cheating occurred. Either way, now you know where she stands.

demonfacee 14

Wednesday 3 December 2014 4:29

Looks like it's about time to break up with her girlfriend and find someone who doesn't have commitment issues.

IrishTaz 3

Wednesday 3 December 2014 4:39

Catch her and the new boyfriend together somewhere and ask her why she gave you an STD.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 3 December 2014 5:37

Well did that help at all?

maggiefox 25

Wednesday 3 December 2014 5:58

I'm sorry OP :( she wasn't the one is all.

MelTheGreat 23

Wednesday 3 December 2014 6:03

Fuh dah shi bih

iamsofuckedupla 19

Wednesday 3 December 2014 6:05

"Summer lovin' having a blast" ... Without you tho

iamsofuckedupla 19

Wednesday 3 December 2014 6:12

Are you from Tennessee? because you're the only ten I see ? ... But seriously man she doesn't deserve you

Niedermayer_20 12

Wednesday 3 December 2014 6:33

When I met you in the Summer....

Niedermayer_20 12

Wednesday 3 December 2014 6:36

These Hoes ain't Loyal!

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