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By Summer Loving Happened So Fast - 02/12/2014 17:59 - United States - Cookeville

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Today, after two years, my girlfriend finally got over her intimacy and commitment problems, with a guy she met over the summer. FML

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ooohsloths 5

Wednesday 3 December 2014 0:13

I hope nobody hits YDI because nobody deserves to get cheated on and if they did then they suck.

GodPart2 20

Wednesday 3 December 2014 0:19

Ummm... ever heard of punctuation, #1? Also, I don't think you get the FML

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Parvati48 15

Thursday 4 December 2014 3:03

Lol wow, I'm sorry OP that really sucks but good on you for having a good sense of humor. The user name is funny. You deserve more than that though, and I hope you find someone worth your time.

Verity101 10

Thursday 4 December 2014 10:17

I got news for you....she still has the commitment and intimacy problems, bro.

Vanillanougat 14

Thursday 4 December 2014 21:35

Sounds like those "problems" had more to do with you than her.

Kateraenee 13

Wednesday 10 December 2014 18:19

That is so terrible!

Dafonz1993 2

Friday 16 September 2016 21:47

Hope this was me, she's better off without you.

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