Love: Today, after two years, my girlfriend finally got over her intimacy... - FML

By Summer Loving Happened So Fast - 02/12/2014 17:59 - United States - Cookeville

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Today, after two years, my girlfriend finally got over her intimacy and commitment problems, with a guy she met over the summer. FML

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Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML

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By longtriphome - 15/07/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

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By ohno - 14/09/2010 23:30 - United States

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Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2020 20:08

Today, after I'd been on and off with this girl for 6 years, I finally proposed in October 2018 and she'd said yes. A year later we got a house. By March, she is seeing another girl. And now, we still live together. FML

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By Easy-bake oven - 14/08/2022 14:00

Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML

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We're on a break

By col - 04/09/2020 01:56

Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML

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By pathetic - 20/08/2010 09:51 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML

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Noncommittal

By Anonymous - 18/02/2022 07:00 - United States - Arcata

Today, a girl I was dating broke up with me for her previous fling. She was scared of committing to a relationship, even though she ended it with him for me. But now she would rather be with this other guy in secret, who is married, and has no plans on being with her for long term. FML

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We were on a break!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 17:01

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Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like some space would help the situation. I found out today that, at some point during those two weeks, she decided to go and have sex with my (now ex) best friend. FML

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By lovehurts - 10/02/2016 02:29 - United States - New Baltimore

Today, I met up with my 'on again, off again' girlfriend of 4 years that I'm still madly in love with. We've been broken up for a few months and she's been dating someone else. We talked about possibly trying things again. When I got home, I found out she's engaged. FML

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ooohsloths 5

Wednesday 3 December 2014 0:13

I hope nobody hits YDI because nobody deserves to get cheated on and if they did then they suck.

GodPart2 20

Wednesday 3 December 2014 0:19

Ummm... ever heard of punctuation, #1? Also, I don't think you get the FML

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Parvati48 15

Thursday 4 December 2014 3:03

Lol wow, I'm sorry OP that really sucks but good on you for having a good sense of humor. The user name is funny. You deserve more than that though, and I hope you find someone worth your time.

Verity101 10

Thursday 4 December 2014 10:17

I got news for you....she still has the commitment and intimacy problems, bro.

Vanillanougat 14

Thursday 4 December 2014 21:35

Sounds like those "problems" had more to do with you than her.

Kateraenee 13

Wednesday 10 December 2014 18:19

That is so terrible!

Dafonz1993 2

Friday 16 September 2016 21:47

Hope this was me, she's better off without you.

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Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML

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Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML

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Today, I contacted the Unemployment Office. I was told that I needed to send additional information, then that the information had already been received, and that the case would be reviewed. For the fourth time. I've been out of work for three months, and haven't received a dime. FML

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Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML

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Today, my girlfriend's dad refused to give me permission to marry his daughter because I'm "covered in gang tattoos" and he doesn't want his daughter marrying a criminal. The only tattoos I have are the Game of Thrones direwolf and a quote from the Lord of the Rings movies. FML

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