Intimacy: Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face,...

By Nasty - 30/08/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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By lice - 28/03/2009 13:34 - United States

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

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Grooming

By kdehshaden - 30/04/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By soapy - 01/10/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML

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By Philip - 17/02/2017 16:00 - Australia

Today, my roommate told me that when he takes a shower he likes to swipe the bar of soap in between his butt cheeks, "like a credit card." I use that soap on my face. FML

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By Matt - 28/04/2012 18:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2011 03:51 - United States

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 07:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML

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iluvwaffles42 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:03

I don't use a bar of soap on my face. Just saying.

saIty 17

Tuesday 30 August 2011 22:04

He wanted to clean Jeffrey Jr for you tonight.

Comments

dapperdan18 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 5:54

Well it wouldn't be the first time you had his pubes in your face... Right? So no big deal.

painkiller3666 4

Wednesday 31 August 2011 6:13

White people why don't you get different bars of soap for each person!

doubleodoggy 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 6:27

He IS your husband!

DirtyvonZoe32 10

Wednesday 31 August 2011 6:32

Yum

life2007 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 6:58

Washing your face with bar soap dries your skin out.

mercurieangel 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:05

Well if he is your man don't you have your face buried in giving him head anyways? At least he cleaned up for you! Haha! seriously though what woman uses bar soap on her face nowadays?

madseewhy 3

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:10

Ew damn that's just pure gross on your husband's part

sylphy 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 7:13

Well at least you know he cleans. Secondly bar soap is terrible for your face and dries out your skin and most people don't use it for the face so it's a little but ydi here. Get a pump soap for your face. no more pubes.