By UkuleleTime - 23/06/2015 08:07 - United States - Garner

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Today, after walking in on my roommate, I found out that pleasuring yourself with a shoe is a thing. It wouldn't have been so bad if the shoe hadn't been mine. FML
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Steve95401 49

Pumping yourself with a pump sounds painful.

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blcksocks 19

What a jerk off ...

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jojimugo 20

Nope just a shoe ****

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RedPillSucks 31

perfect. big hole and a pointy end to match any sexual orientation. even two at once

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AcieMcG 21

They already gave it to themselves.

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zeusdom 15

I'd like to know what you plan on doing with a ukulele that you titled it UkuleleTime? Perhaps some sort of revenge plan with their stuff? Lol

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S1N9UL4R17Y 8

Either she REALLY loves shoes, or maybe she has a foot fetish.

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cjfred 13

What gave you the impression that the roommate is female, #12?

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coolbeans26 12

Thank u! I was wondering the same thing this could work for either sex in creepily similar ways lol

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EvilLittleMan 23

Take it as a compliment. You buy shoes that really turn people on.

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RedPillSucks 31

for God's sake dont anyone answer. Please use Google and spare our sensitive eyes and minds

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