Health: Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10...

By Anonymous - 01/07/2011 05:56 - United States

Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2016 22:14

Today, my family held an intervention and told me I needed to lose weight. It probably would've had more impact if they hadn't done this over video chat while stuffing their faces at an all-you-can-eat buffet. FML

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Keep it up

By need2eat - 15/06/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I saw my parents for the first time in 11 weeks. They commented on how much weight I lost. I told how due to stress, I hadn't been able to eat anything for the past two weeks and I was basically unintentionally starving myself. They told me to keep it up. FML

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Missing the point 101

By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 00:02

Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML

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By anonymous - 18/07/2013 13:53 - United States - Woburn

Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML

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By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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Don't attempt this

By jammy - 25/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML

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Classic Mom moment

By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By Anon - 08/04/2016 22:28 - United States - Omaha

Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML

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By shouldbehappyiguess - 11/07/2013 06:20 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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kickazz16 15

Friday 1 July 2011 11:58

ignore her. you're amazing for completing that hard goal and congrats! keep it up!

TripOnShoelaces 0

Friday 1 July 2011 11:58

Tell them about her having an over-eating disorder. Works the same way.

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tnlander 20

Friday 1 July 2011 12:49

Show up to the intervention with a giant Cheeseburger in your hand. Problem Solved.

ImaWiseGuy 5

Friday 1 July 2011 13:03

2, and 29 that's funny your gonna call somebody idiotic when your entertaining your idea of a idiotic conversation by joining in, with that said in my mind that makes the both of you moronic in your own right....

sketcher56 3

Friday 1 July 2011 13:11

if you twist round the L it becomes a J. intervention fmj

JoeyPterodactyl 0

Friday 1 July 2011 13:12

Then announce she just wasted everyone's time and make her a pariah.

Tjack_atack 0

Friday 1 July 2011 13:15

what they deleted my comments this is bs!

ChantelRenaeee 0

Friday 1 July 2011 13:20

don't worry about your sister. I'm sure you look and feel amazing from losing thy weight. good on you op.:)

TacoDog 0

Friday 1 July 2011 13:35

That's a heavy jab. Your sister should know how to balance the scales.

lanier25n 7

Friday 1 July 2011 13:36

After you eat something throw up on her. and say it was food poisoning or something. lol

sourgirl101 28

Friday 1 July 2011 13:39

Did no one notice all your hard work of dieting and exercising in those weeks? Are you losing weight the correct way? Be happy that you have people that care enough about you and hope you're doing it the correct way and not just swallowing a bunch of harmful pills or not eating etc.... oh and Congrats!