Love: Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because...

By Ngbaheir - 20/06/2015 02:36 - United Kingdom

Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML

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By Face_loser - 24/11/2009 08:11 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend on her request because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received 4 calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML

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Spineless

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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Stuck with you

By Anonymous - 21/07/2021 04:01

Today, I sent my abusive girlfriend a text, explaining I was breaking up with her via text because I was afraid for my physical safety if I broke up with her in person. She video chatted me less than five seconds later from our doctor's office, where the doctor confirmed she is in fact pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 15:26 - Australia

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML

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Spineless

By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 05:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was such a coward that instead of breaking up with me, he changed his phone number. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 02:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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Communication Breakdown

By Anonymous - 18/04/2021 17:00

Today, I just called my now ex-girlfriend to break up with her, due to our insurmountable lack of communication, even though I was in therapy for four months to try and keep the relationship afloat. Before breaking up, she'd blocked me on Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter and Instagram for no reason. FML

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It's for the best

By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

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WCARlover 34

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:01

Well of course they will jump to conclusions because it just looks bad. Just tell them what happened

Zoldyck 17

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:00

You can't just explain yourself?

Comments

hoeslikedicks 21

Monday 22 June 2015 0:05

And that is why you don't date girls.

mrmomo 5

Monday 22 June 2015 9:23

Happens man, But it will show you who your real mates are and who aren't.

Berry21 5

Monday 22 June 2015 10:58

if they're not willing to listen to your part of your story then they're not friends worth having.

alogoc 12

Monday 22 June 2015 13:52

Guess you need new friends as well ss new girlfriend :D

bad_boyfriend 10

Monday 22 June 2015 16:35

Sounds like you need new friends. Shit like this is why I don't date within my close friend group.

silverbane27 13

Monday 22 June 2015 19:33

Been there myself

MonNunez 2

Tuesday 23 June 2015 2:38

Actually now you know who really are loyal. Those that matter don't mind Those that mind don't matter

Ixxis 1

Wednesday 12 August 2015 16:26

I empathize. No one asked for my side when I broke up with my ex-boyfriend over Facebook, but I decided it was the reasonable course of action after he spent 30 minutes screaming on my porch and then tried to violently break into my home, all because I slept through a conversational text message.