Work: Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield....

By wils - 24/07/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML

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By journeytotheend - 14/07/2012 06:55 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML

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By Criminal - 13/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML

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By occam's pube-razor - 05/09/2015 04:26 - United States - Buena Vista

Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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By Unlucky. - 16/10/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I took my parking permit off my car to debate a ticket that I got for not having my permit displayed. Twenty minutes later, when I got back to my car, I had another ticket on my window for not having my parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. FML

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By sdfsdf - 22/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML

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By Andre - 29/07/2010 10:56 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By El Camino - 25/11/2010 21:01 - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

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By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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antbait11 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 19:16

rubbing alcohol should take it right off

onnielief 4

Saturday 24 July 2010 19:21

You could wash your windshield.

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zach55 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 6:42

ya you see that parking ticket. you know what you did...but parking tickets can't talk :) but if they could that's what it would say. ...probably...

zach55 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 6:45

Comment moderated. nah I'm joking just felt like it

msurfer562 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 7:48

well there is a lesson to be learned here, Dont park like an ignorant asshole...

deg171 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 11:10

Now you know not to park where you can a ticket!

stormin972 0

Monday 26 July 2010 2:59

Ink will not permanently stamp glass. Some spit and a paper towel will probably do it.

LilaBear 1

Monday 26 July 2010 10:30

If water and detergent doesn't take it off, methylated spirits or kerosene will.

StevenSS 0

Monday 26 July 2010 14:16

clean ur windshield then..

emjay09 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 3:15

maybe it will help you not get a ticket in the future

pcakewafflebacon 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 5:46

a straight exacto blade will take it off

IvyLee_fml 1

Thursday 30 June 2011 18:29

that's actually good so you know to drive good so you don't get a ticket!! :D

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