Work: Today, after working all day and putting in hours of overtime,...

By Brian - 16/07/2011 19:19 - United States

Today, after working all day and putting in hours of overtime, I realized I never clocked in. FML

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You deserved it 18 844

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By Tottie - 24/06/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, by request from my new boss, I came into work over an hour early to finish some backed-up filing. This seemed like a great opportunity to earn some extra overtime pay. After spending an hour and half filing, I realized I hadn't clocked in for the day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 435

You deserved it 41 286

By Jjh99q - 03/10/2017 22:30 - United States

Today, I stayed until 11 PM washing, wiping, and mopping up the entire restaurant. I forgot to clock in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 460

You deserved it 686

By Anonymous - 19/05/2019 14:15

Today, I walked into work on time, went into my office, sat down and turned on the computer. After working for about 4 hours, my wife called and told me to look at the clock on my computer. I put it off until after lunch, when I realized today is Sunday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 624

You deserved it 1 342

By Sotired - 01/03/2019 17:00 - United States - Medford

Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 438

You deserved it 363

By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 04:02 - United States

Today, I covered a 10-hour shift for a sick coworker. Glad to earn some extra money for the holidays, I went to clock out. I hadn't even clocked in when I first got there at 7 am. FML

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You deserved it 16 415

Exploitation

By Anonymous - 19/10/2023 20:00

Today, I went to work on my day off for some overtime. I’m not to leave my position until relief arrives. Twelve hours after my shift was supposed to be over, my boss calls me, asking if I can work another 8 hours at a different post, not knowing I’ve already worked 20 hours straight because the system rebooted. I didn’t get paid overtime. FML

I agree, your life sucks 813

You deserved it 192

By extrashiftwhoo - 04/11/2016 13:59 - Australia - Preston

Today, I really didn't want to go to work. Still, I showed up for work early on the busiest night of the week and stayed back until past 10 p.m. Exhausted, I went to sign off the roster when I realised that, in fact, I was not rostered on for today at all. I'm on tomorrow, though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 892

You deserved it 3 526

By anonymous - 26/06/2016 20:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 609

You deserved it 3 372

By hell - 14/11/2015 21:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML

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You deserved it 1 807

* facepalm *

By Sucker - 01/07/2018 01:30

Today, five hours into my shift, I found out that I had been given the day off. They just forgot to tell me. FML

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You deserved it 340

FacePalm69 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 23:15

Although I feel bad, you kind of deserve this.

flockz 19

Saturday 16 July 2011 23:18

prostitutes tend to not have time clocks. i suggest you start practicing.

Comments

mrcoolman 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 7:37

idk ydi for putting this up cuz it doesn't really seem like that much of a problem I'm sure some can fix ur hours they have to you can't work for free

Reed_111 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 7:42

That would piss me off! FYL

boodagg 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 7:44

talk to the boss man

boodagg 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 7:44

talk to the boss man

juaztec_fml 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 8:04

dumbass..

Ambrosial 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 8:39

That problem can be easily fixed. There are managers for a reason.

bradyt2393 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 8:49

Can't your manager just correct your hours in the system and still pay you???

skullman870 1

Sunday 17 July 2011 8:56

smart guy over here

nadorahb 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 10:11

Done that before but manager was cool and took my word since it was just an extra hour. Not much but paid for gas that night.

amochizuki 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 10:56

My company probably hired me because of dumbasses like you, seeing as all I really do for my job is clock in, leave, then come back the next day to do it again.