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By Grrrrr - 01/03/2009 00:50 - United States

Today, after working for my company for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss you Mark." My name is Evan. FML

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By Raset24 - 30/06/2016 17:40

Today, it was my last day at my job. My team made a little party for me so they could wish me well and say goodbye, but when it came time for my manager to give a little speech, she couldn't even remember my name. I've been working there for two years. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML

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By nba - 30/05/2019 16:00

Today, my coworkers threw me a going away lunch, since I’m moving on to a better opportunity. Nothing reminds you why you’re leaving like being the last person to your own party, and picking over the minuscule amount of food scraps that are left. FML

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By Dan - 08/10/2009 16:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my leaving party after work to celebrate getting a new job. 3 people turned up. I'd invited 35. FML

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By Solo coffee - 28/06/2017 00:00

Today, it's my last day of work at my job of two and a half years. I organised to have coffee with my coworkers at a cafe. Only I turned up. I had my farewell coffee alone. FML

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By freckleboy422 - 31/01/2011 09:28 - United States

Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML

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By loverpants - 14/08/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, I made the "Good luck, We'll miss you!" sign for my own going away party. FML

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By jobless - 10/11/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2012 02:02 - United States

Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML

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TheSkaAssassin 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:33

wow, at least he took the time to pretend to care

wildie 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 5:17

I guess he was rereading an old, used one.........

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_Noon_ 0

Friday 17 July 2009 13:06

It's gonna be ok Mark :) Hang in there.

tastychainsaws 0

Monday 12 October 2009 4:04

YDI for being named Evan. Stop being Evan!

matt5217 4

Saturday 10 July 2010 1:53

well maybe your real name is mark O.O ever think of that?

deetee899 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 4:04

lmao

X_o_X_ocutie 0

Monday 14 March 2011 16:59

at least he didn't call u Shirley temple

neil103091 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 15:47

hey, if you move around letters from Mark, it spells Evan.

drezman 0

Monday 23 May 2011 7:43

Quit trying to steal all the attention at Marks party!

Clubkicker_fml 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 0:37

Mark, Evan, same difference

Ilikepie82479 20

Sunday 25 January 2015 9:03

Hopefully it was a joke

QuackersDuk 17

Tuesday 5 July 2016 7:13

looks like he missed the Evan on that one

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