Miss me yet?

By Anonymous - 26/07/2020 08:01

Today, after I kicked my boyfriend out, thinking the sudden separation would make him value our relationship more, I heard he's spent the last 3 weeks at his brother's constantly playing Xbox, hasn’t called me once, and now I’m hearing rumours he’s been taking other women home from sleazy bars. FML

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You deserved it 2 962

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A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

I agree, your life sucks 774

You deserved it 210

Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 886

You deserved it 226

Time to move on

By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 08:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 598

You deserved it 105

Gamers rise up

By Games - 20/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 211

You deserved it 159

By kissless - 10/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 422

You deserved it 5 887

Dumbest cheater

By Anonymous - 21/10/2022 06:00

Today, and for the last few weeks, I'd let the nagging feeling that my boyfriend was up to something go. It's also the day I found his messages to other girls on Xbox Live of all things. On a profile that we both share. FML

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You deserved it 137

By Single - 07/08/2010 11:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

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You deserved it 7 019

Seeing other people

By kayla53 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Elmer

Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML

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You deserved it 2 209

By Umidknickname - 17/06/2017 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 910

You deserved it 495

That devil water

By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 14:00

Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML

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You deserved it 201

jriley4u 17

Sunday 26 July 2020 8:42

You mean, you kicked your ex out.... and he didn’t react the way you thought he should.

mccuish 25

Sunday 26 July 2020 8:47

You brought that upon yourself

Comments

jriley4u 17

Sunday 26 July 2020 8:42

You mean, you kicked your ex out.... and he didn’t react the way you thought he should.

mccuish 25

Sunday 26 July 2020 8:47

You brought that upon yourself

GreatBlakWarior 9

Sunday 26 July 2020 9:30

Good thing his happiness isn't based on you, you sound controlling.

Dark_Lord_Mr_B 5

Sunday 26 July 2020 11:06

Well you could have spoken to him but you got rid of him. Why are you surprised that he moved on?

demix_fml 32

Sunday 26 July 2020 11:19

Time to move on.

Mathalamus 24

Sunday 26 July 2020 12:52

What the **** did you expect?

Iamthebanzai22 21

Sunday 26 July 2020 13:12

It sounds to me as though he is just a lazy bum and you were really just a convenient shag and housekeeper. Let me guess: He's unemployed, right? This dude will move in with whoever will put up with them and mooch off them. I'd say good riddance. Oh, and well done for kicking his ass out.

Hugball 22

Sunday 26 July 2020 14:32

you girls always thinking your the best match on earth and if somethings toxic/wrong it must be us. so you "kicked your bf" thinking he will suddenly beg for your pardon and "improve", but instead he is having the time of ihs life. hahahhaha. seems you wasn't so great to start off with :D

applewizard9995 7

Sunday 26 July 2020 20:08

best comment here, SHE kicked him out because he didnt value her enough. which if I was her I would've dumped him instead of trying to teach him a "lesson". if you are that entitled to have anyone and everyone bend to your wishes you deserve someone as bad as you

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 26 July 2020 15:32

Your little plan to manipulate him has backfired. It's not working. Maybe you ought to go to these sleazy bars and bring guys home to play with your "Xbox."