By Grrrrr - 01/03/2009 00:50 - United States

Today, after working for my company for 10 years, my co-workers threw me a farewell party. The boss gave quite an eloquent speech, ending in "we're really gonna miss you Mark." My name is Evan. FML
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TheSkaAssassin 0

wow, at least he took the time to pretend to care

53 2
wildie 0

I guess he was rereading an old, used one.........

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effit 0

Damn... that's a bitch. Maybe he was trying to be a douche.

3 7
m0tl3ycru3qwr 0

Evan, who's Evan?

3 1
claireful 4

hahaha! you're like Toby from the office! everyone hates you! fyl!

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TheSkaAssassin 0

wow, at least he took the time to pretend to care

53 2
matt5217 4

you should probaly go on a diet, not to be rude or anything, just trying to help

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duke_nukem_25299 0

I agree with 45 2, if you post a FML, I'm gonna check YDI

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Bibico_fml 0

They're probably already referring to you as "that guy that was here for a while". Maybe at your next job you should wear a name tag for, say, the first 20 years so the boss will get to know you.

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jSOPURE 3

Mark kind of sounds like Evan... :)

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wildie 0

I guess he was rereading an old, used one.........

38 0
kagome_eb 0

dont take it to bad, you dont work for dose assholes anymore

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greenman_fml 0

Mark's a better name than Evan anyway. Just accept it and move on

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Cloudy_fml 0

#12, I'm sure that was their intent. ^_~

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Megan_fml 0

hahaha i love #6 and #7's comments. Cheer up Mark.

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Seegtease 0

Nope, it's really a quote out of context. What he said was, "We're really gonna miss you, mark my words."

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