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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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By PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! - 08/06/2012 21:30 - Mexico

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

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By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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By callerid - 03/08/2009 11:45 - United States

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

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By Jocelyn - 25/11/2012 07:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2025 03:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the airport waiting for my flight when I realized I had forgotten my passport at home. I panicked, called my mom in a frenzy, only to realize I was holding my passport in my wallet the entire time. It was so embarrassing, and my mom will probably never let me forget it. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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TheBrochure 22

Friday 1 March 2013 11:58

I guess it's brawn over brains in your case.

Pleonasm 35

Friday 1 March 2013 12:03

We all have our Dumb-Bell moments.

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hellobobismyname 24

Friday 1 March 2013 12:27

It's ok. Some people may not admit it but it happens to almost everyone. I once thought I lost my iPhone, even though my earphones were connected to them and I was listening to music. Just laugh it off. It's not a big deal :)

sezzle17 11

Friday 1 March 2013 12:36

Ring..ring.. We've got a dumbass over here! Haha nah man, I have done it before too

Lionesse 15

Friday 1 March 2013 12:40

It happens. You sometimes don't think when you are in the moment. Like I freaked out because I couldn't find my school bag once. Turns out I was wearing it. It's all good.

DocBastard 38

Friday 1 March 2013 12:41

Oh shit where are my glasses?? Been there, OP. Many times.

jamesrod885 6

Friday 1 March 2013 12:57

I want to lock myself out of my car walked away, then head this smart idea I'll just open my car and go get it. I looked around and see if anybody else it seem that.

lovelyohhmee 8

Friday 1 March 2013 13:31

Next time in English.

Starko_fml 3

Friday 1 March 2013 14:54

What. The. ****. Does That. Mean?

hazardmuffin 21

Friday 1 March 2013 17:13

Assumed translation: I locked myself out of my car and had the smart idea to just open my car to get my keys. I looked around to see if anyone else saw.