Miscellaneous: Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted...

By allwrong - 16/03/2010 10:27 - Australia

Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 05:01 - United States - San Diego

Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 14:04 - United States - Midlothian

Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

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By abnormallyadam - 09/02/2016 13:08 - Australia - Footscray

Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML

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Crushed

By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 00:02

Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML

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By HereForJAMMF - 09/11/2016 17:50

Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML

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By Eimii - 06/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

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Still a better a love story than Alien vs. Predator

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML

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Crushed

By ozzii - 04/09/2019 22:00

Today, my friend pointed out that I’ve developed crushes on my last two bosses. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that before then, I had a secret crush on a professor back in college, too. Yet, I wonder why I’m single. FML

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By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

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crystalmethod 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:10

So, you like them old and experienced?

orndog 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:12

Call me

Comments

heypeoplezzz 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:10

OMG!! I'm sure it's not your fault that you have a crush on them. If I were you, I'd move schools! But I would post it on the web, because then everyoe can my mean to you about it o.O

statistical 3

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:11

Well think about it this way.. When you're 35, he'll probably be dead!

MidgetMonster 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:11

He might need viagra though, honey.

Sens317 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:17

very refined... and wrinkly!

ruby84 1

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:17

Maybe you have GRANDDADDY issues!!! Well, at least now you know that you can actually can experince those feelings. One day a good man will come in your life & you'll love him- then he'll break your heart & you'll wish you never knew how to be attached to people- it's life!

spiteherface 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:20

sounds like daddy issues.

fischju 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:26

At least you know what you like now, time to get a job at a retirement home!

perdix 29

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:30

Go for it! Lots of guys his age haven't really slowed down, especially if he's kept himself fit. You could learn a lot from him, I'll bet. If he teaches you well, buy him some "Old Guys Rule" gear. Warning: he might ruin you for guys your age, but there are a lot of 40+ year old guys out there that would love your attention.

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:41

Slowly, Slowly OK Now set the hook!

perdix 29

Tuesday 16 March 2010 19:48

Moonfire, bullshit squared! Plenty of 18-year-old girls look like women in their 20s, and it would be a little hard to believe that someone who has never been attracted to anyone would suddenly pick a married man. Possible, but not likely.