Miscellaneous: Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted...

By allwrong - 16/03/2010 10:27 - Australia

Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 05:01 - United States - San Diego

Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 14:04 - United States - Midlothian

Today, during parent/teacher conferences, my mom told my Chemistry teacher that I have an intense crush on him. There are still 7 months left in the school year. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

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By abnormallyadam - 09/02/2016 13:08 - Australia - Footscray

Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 00:02

Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML

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By HereForJAMMF - 09/11/2016 17:50

Today, I've actually developed a crush on a guy I never intended to crush on, and also can't have. For one he's married and utterly devoted to his wife. And even if that weren't true, he's so far out of my league I need binoculars to see him. And to top it all of? He's fictional. FML

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By Eimii - 06/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

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Still a better a love story than Alien vs. Predator

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, the girl who I had a desperate crush on in high school 25 years ago, and who would never go out with me, told me that she was actually head over heels in love with me, but was so cripplingly shy that she couldn't say yes. She's divorced now. I'm married. FML

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Crushed

By ozzii - 04/09/2019 22:00

Today, my friend pointed out that I’ve developed crushes on my last two bosses. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that before then, I had a secret crush on a professor back in college, too. Yet, I wonder why I’m single. FML

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By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

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crystalmethod 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:10

So, you like them old and experienced?

orndog 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:12

Call me

Comments

KurouTenshi 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:17

Well, experience is sexy. And I'm sure he's into the younger girls, so all you have to do is stay after classes for some "extra credit". And if you pull it off just right, you'll be set for life. You'll have the good life, never have to work, and you'll be with the only man you've ever loved.

KurouTenshi 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:30

Where in my comment do I refer to the teacher as anything but a man? O_o

KurouTenshi 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:47

*hugs Debby* Its okay :D Now I don't have to come up with some smartass and ellaborate response. Y'know, the kind where I prattle on about some dark, emotional experience that would erode the human soul, and then after a few extremely visual sentences here and there, top it off with a quaint, comical kicker. Yeah... That's the stuff...

KurouTenshi 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:54

Well what's your name? My names not Kurou! I wish it was...or Tobias...or maybe SpunkmeyerOdepiusTheThirdOverFifth Yeah...x) That would be a fun answer to a bank's security question... Tell it to the bank lady who answers the phone, and just be like "Can you spell that back to me? I want to make sure its correct for your records."

SubjectDelta 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:09

Newfags can't triforce

KurouTenshi 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:12

Yes, I'm Chris, son of the idiot guy with his get-rich-quick schemes, I'm able to take large amounts of pain and smile, I can draw, play the guitar, and sing; all only when stoned. And I would like to be your hero.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:47

I think Dolan (the Dentist-Spawn, child of Orange) is a great name.

Cynical_AbInitio 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 6:35

Reminds me of my highschool English class where we had to write Boasts. I think "Kurou" err my bad, Chris, wouldve written a funny one. o_O

randomcory 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:20

You are gonna spend your life chasing father-figures due to some deep-seated family issues concerning your mother never being good enough for your daddy etc. etc. etc. It's young ladies like you that keep my creepy old neighbor entertained every weekend as he mines the troubled souls.

mshafty 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:22

^NICE^

katmandont 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:23

Hey, I didn't know you were my neighbor?

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:56

Don't you mean grandfather-figures? ;)

MidgetMonster 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:10

She wants a seasoned man.

cmac86 23

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:21

that is so wrong on so many levels. just ewww! you are a gold digger.

solecism 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:07

Digging for gold in a highschool teacher doesn't seem very prosperous.

Mx_Rider 6

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:21

going for older wrinkly meat huh op? guess you like em like that

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:21

I was hot for Van Halen as a teacher, as well, but all he taught me was how to properly use crystal meth.

PsychoMerk 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:22

does he look like George clooney? >_>

dudeitsdanny 9

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:31

College teachers may surprise you. Come into my classroom in 6 years, though ;D

miek 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 17:19

yeah... there's something wrong with you

PsychoMerk 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 6:48

Danny gave me a dirty wink!!!! Dx

aeliz 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 16:24

You probably haven't been attracted to anyone because most guys are immature until they are 60 years old. Some men never grow up (not that there are no mature young men, there are, I am blessed with one of the few). I don't blame you for wanting an older, more mature man.