By bummed - 15/04/2012 07:03 - United States - Cresson

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Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML
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RadiationNeon 5

Douches. If you don't appreciate your fans, you don't deserve any.

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Comments

perdix 29

Tell them you pirated all their music so you've already ****** them anyways!

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monkeywrench1 10

I don't care if you call me a suck-up and thumb me down, but this is the best comment ever! Well done sir, well done.

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Riverlovestacos 0

WHAT BAND WAS IT?!?!

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Yarrachel 16

MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN TOO OH NO WHAT DO WE DO

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stevenmx86 7

And what did you expect? Did you expect them to actually care about YOUR feelings? I think you were expecting too much..

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laurenobrien 4

You should've gotten to know your band on all different levels (;

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jeanniecm1984 17

I give OP props. Not many women in her position would say no, just to be able to say "I did x celebrity". At least she has self-respect.

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Helenarth 6

Having sex does not mean you have no self-respect.

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keeganm 1

110 - Agreed, but that changes when you're not having sex because YOU want to.

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salmonodin 9

Having sex with someone who has stuck their dilly in half the girls they see would indicate a low amount of self-respect. Honestly, people with self-respect think of STD's before giving it up to someone.

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MissEmma_fml 22

Or, Lead singer: You're hot. *wiggles eyebrows* Sex? OP: Umm.. Umm... Lead: F*** you then.

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heyitsdill 4

You have had sex I don't mean to be rude, but maybe they were joking or they were happy they could help through your tough times unless it was divorce and your still recovering

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esines 9

That long ass run on sentence made almost no sense.. Why would them being happy that they helped her make them want to only bang her?

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deliriousbasil 0

Bandname or fake!

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aliciaanomalyyxo 12

Omg what band? Ngl if i had the chance to sleep with the singer who saved my life i would in a heart bet, sex is special and that one would be really special

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R3TROxLOV3 32

If you're being sarcastic, ignore this comment. But if not, then you're overwhelmingly stupid. "oh they helped me through a hard time. Never mind that I bought all their music and that that's payment enough, nooo I'm going to have sex with him too."

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aliciaanomalyyxo 12

Maybe on top of being an extremely insightful lyrical genius with talent too spare he's also a sexy ************ and i have multiple reasons , don't be judgmental everyones a little bit of a ***** sometimes

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R3TROxLOV3 32

Yea but if you had sex with him, it wouldn't be special. And sleeping with some random guy, regardless of how famous he is, is more than a little whoreish. The fact that you don't see anything wrong with the situation is sad.

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FajitaFreak 3

It's not special if you have sex on queue like a dog.

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aliciaanomalyyxo 12

It would be special that i the man who is responsible for you beig alive if say you don wanna get with him you are lying and fajitafreak since when do dogs line up for sex? Worst metaphor ever. Either way she ahould have gone for it yolo

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murdersquirrel 15

200 - What the ****. Let's put aside the horrendous disregard for structure in that "sentence." Never mind, I can't even begin to delve into that clusterfuck of words that was meant to be a statement.

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R3TROxLOV3 32

200, I'd attempt to reply to that, but I can't even tell what you're trying to say, so...

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aliciaanomalyyxo 12

U guys r ****** stupid and prudes , have fun tryin to impress everyone I'll be over here enjoying myself

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downtime 12

89, They just said they personally would do it and don't see why others wouldn't. It has nothing to do with "returning payment", its a question of why would you not want to do it? Personally, I wouldn't. Mostly because I'm straight and my favourite band's lead singer has too much penis for me...

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chels1994 11

"Everyone is a little bit of a ***** sometimes" haha okay speak for yourself. I'm no saint, but I have yet to be a ***** -_-

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esines 9

This is kind of random but YOLO is getting annoying as **** and way overused. I'm prolly going to get a lot of thumbs downs for this but it's ****** annoying now. Btw. YOLO ain't gonna mean shit when you get an STD from sleeping with random people

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