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By a chick in California - 14/06/2012 20:10 - United States - Ceres

Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML

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By Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

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By Horndog - 02/04/2022 18:01 - United States - Staten Island

Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML

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By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 01:14 - United States - Pearland

Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML

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By betchyo - 01/10/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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By Username - 19/02/2011 07:57 - China

Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML

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By random - 08/06/2013 04:42 - United States - El Paso

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

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Friday 15 June 2012 0:37

Did you feel a tic tac in their pockets?

2ndSucks 15

Friday 15 June 2012 0:37

Boys will be boys.

Comments

Zoey23 5

Saturday 16 June 2012 0:41

sucks to suck . x)

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:31

Fair is fair...Return the favor by giving their plums a firm squeeze!

uumlaut_strohson 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:47

mmmm boobs

Shenannigoats 16

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:03

Are your guy friends 8-year-olds?

swagguy_fml 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 3:12

Not going to lie that's pretty smart but still a bad thing to do.

FMLhelper 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 20:35

omg thats why I get a lot of hugs...... ohhhh

Iamme30069 5

Sunday 17 June 2012 5:19

I should try that one day lol

hahyoufail 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 7:26

you should see how your fist feels against their balls

mcollins27 3

Sunday 17 June 2012 7:30

Me next! Me next!!

kirasant 19

Sunday 17 June 2012 8:03

Sorry, but it looks like you don't have guy friends. You have jerks waiting till they can sleep with you. Drop all of them. I have female friends and I've never done that to them.