Sex, Weird and Intimacy: Weird party

Weird party

By Username - 19/02/2011 07:57 - China

Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML

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You deserved it 6 925

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By cumguzzler - 06/03/2009 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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By Noname - 15/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

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By sad - 26/02/2010 19:17 - United States

Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2016 15:59 - United States - De Soto

Today, I was at a party. A guy kept looking at me, so I tried to strike up a conversation with him. I realized he was drunk when he slurred, "Ya know, you're the only girl I've met that's fat AND flat chested!" There goes my self-esteem. FML

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By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

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By C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

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eduardosuritalov 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:18

she musta been pretty ugly if she had to go shirtless to get a guys attention =/

Jaguar1234 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:06

shoulda started a conversation

Comments

Jaguar1234 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:06

shoulda started a conversation

PageantGirlXOXO 16

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:57

agreed.

pinkballoon 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 20:29

I 2nd that

dpoole6132 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 21:03

i 3rd that

mnwv 3

Sunday 20 February 2011 2:25

I 2nd that and ydi

i_am_evil 7

Sunday 20 February 2011 4:15

How sad :( Maybe this will make you feel better: ( o Y o )

skiier4life 1

Sunday 20 February 2011 9:32

guess it's my turn to make him feel better.... 8===D

SassiestLemon 2

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:34

I... 4th that

CryMoreFMLs 14

Sunday 20 February 2011 18:38

110 - he just needs to look down at his moobs. Bingo! Instant boob.

Bonzer 2

Thursday 14 June 2012 2:25

You should say "I love your shirt!" and stare until she figures it out.

tylerjs12 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:06

u fail like really get out of the house more

omfgTACOsYeSs 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 17:29

your not s freaking taco. I am -_-

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Saturday 19 February 2011 17:47

LMAO, duel of the tacos!! >:D

Zebidee 8

Saturday 19 February 2011 17:56

I think I saw that video on Red-something...

FailBear920 19

Sunday 20 February 2011 17:39

In China i see all the time

Sorrows 5

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:08

Sucks I guess.

Troll1 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:33

yes, she does

metal8214 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 22:14

and OP is in china, mmm asian chicks :)

howslife123 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:09

should of took off your shirt maybe she'd like your man boobs

Nico1929 5

Saturday 19 February 2011 21:09

**** or GTFO

Doortje 29

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:09

The closest you got to a pair of boobs in 3(!!) years? Where the **** do you live?

LardZilla 11

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:52

China.

xMaNNiNGx119 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:54

It's because there arent many girls in China compared to guys they have trouble finding wives!

MrsxStewart 4

Sunday 20 February 2011 4:02

There would be just as many women except for the one child law. All the baby girls end up in America.

FailBear920 19

Sunday 20 February 2011 17:48

In china we kill are daughters cause not enough tampons

doinurmom82 0

Monday 21 February 2011 4:39

haha win 113

jazziness 12

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:10

u idiot u could've talked to her

jayellef 3

Saturday 19 February 2011 16:11

if a topless girl sat next to you but talked to someone on the other end, maybe she liked you and wanted you to make the first move. although her being topless really is the first move. but honestly who walks around a party topless? I thought that only happens in the movies and I've been to plenty of house parties.