Intimacy: Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly...

By a chick in California - 14/06/2012 20:10 - United States - Ceres

Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML

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By Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

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How could you?

By Horndog - 02/04/2022 18:01 - United States - Staten Island

Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML

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By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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Moobs

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 01:14 - United States - Pearland

Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML

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By betchyo - 01/10/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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Weird party

By Username - 19/02/2011 07:57 - China

Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML

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By random - 08/06/2013 04:42 - United States - El Paso

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

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IndyJustin 4

Friday 15 June 2012 0:37

Did you feel a tic tac in their pockets?

2ndSucks 15

Friday 15 June 2012 0:37

Boys will be boys.

Comments

bagelpie 6

Sunday 17 June 2012 10:39

BONER

wrobinson911 7

Sunday 17 June 2012 22:26

I have the same problem

noisebox 1

Monday 18 June 2012 7:26

No butt men there?

nikweezy 0

Monday 18 June 2012 7:32

Are they worth feeling?

ohdearkayte 9

Monday 18 June 2012 23:06

congrats on having boobs worth pressing! but did no one think of the "i'm sorryyyyy" rachel and joey scene??

jamieyolo 1

Wednesday 20 June 2012 7:26

Yep that sounds lyk guys.. Smh

katerbug112768 9

Wednesday 20 June 2012 9:21

It's happened to the best of us...trust me OP, you're not alone. Annoying as hell though, isn't it? At least they didn't just walk up to you and grab them. That's happened to me before.