By CA - 08/10/2015 14:46 - Norway

Today, an elderly gentleman customer decided to tell me that while I'm not attractive at all, he'd still bang me all the same. Then he gave me a pained smile, like he was struggling not to shit himself, and left. I'm starting to hate working retail. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 589
You deserved it 1 633

Same thing different taste

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One time I was working at KFC and I said, "Hi what can I get you?" And he said "two chicken breasts please, preferably yours." Idiots.

christinamarie17 29

Customer service in general is absolutely terrible. You do have those few nice people here and there but a lot of people are extremely offensive, rude, or treat you like you're not a person. I do not regret leaving that industry.

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leogachi 15

I would like to introduce you to customerssuck.com Have fun.

FallenMetalAngel 17

Worked retail for a long time, these comments are more common than we would want. I would never go back to working in that industry...

That's the tip of the iceberg whenever it comes to retail. Trust me, it gets worse.

I once had a customer start asking all kinds of questions about the job and how much I got paid, and then started telling her son he should marry me because "she actually has a job! She makes TEN dollars an hour!" To this day I'm still not sure whether she was serious, mocking her son for not having a job, or mocking me for having a minimum wage service job. Could honestly be any of those... People are weird. And creepy, rude, offensive, etc... I've also had customers who were outright assholes, but that lady was the only one where I honestly had no idea what she getting at.

crazygirl2014 8

I was working at the front when something went wrong and I apologized. I said it was ok and that he'd have to spank me a couple times and smirked. later on he asked if he crossed the line and laughed them asked if my boyfriend was gonna come beat him up. I already hated retail with a passion, it's giving me anxiety attacks. (from stress)

crazygirl2014 8

I was working at the front when something went wrong and I apologized. He said it was ok and that he'd have to spank me a couple times and smirked. I played it off and secretly shivered in disgust. later on he asked if he crossed the line and laughed then asked if my boyfriend was gonna come beat him up. I already hated retail with a passion.

There's a chance he might have done it on a dare, but still, that's terrible.