By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 21:34 - Netherlands - Tilburg

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Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML
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iShanny 13

Easy fix. Memorize it and recite it for her. Boom! Pregnant. Bonus points if you do it in another language!

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JJJJJakkkkeee 6

Are you sure it wasn't a copy of 50 Shades of Grey with the cover of War and Peace on it?

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DarthVader77 9

Get back at her by turning her down an jerking off to some **** at full sound. Make sure to mumble: Feels so much better than... Oh, I am sorry, Honey. Did not realize you were home. Memorize expression on her face at that moment.

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Tressa1982 18

Finally a guy gets a taste of their own medicine for once!

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CoolCookie210 22

Wow you must be really bad in bed if she'd rather **********

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samfate 5

at least it wasnt crime and punishment..... and at least its not to another guy and she isnt cheating. just taking a moment to herself. maybe just let her do her thing and talk to her about it later. best of luck.

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mthurston 14

Stand next to her, jerk off and cum on her face

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sillishan 4

i see all these post of married couples who have an unhealthy sex life. makes me never want to get married and glad that, at 37, i never have been married. i would retaliate by jerking off to **** very loudly on a regular basis until she knows what it feels like to be rejected and hurt.

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