By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 21:34 - Netherlands - Tilburg

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Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a copy of War and Peace. FML
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iShanny 13

Easy fix. Memorize it and recite it for her. Boom! Pregnant. Bonus points if you do it in another language!

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JJJJJakkkkeee 6

Are you sure it wasn't a copy of 50 Shades of Grey with the cover of War and Peace on it?

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allplayedout 20

I don't blame her, I get a hard on for Tolstoy too...or Gogol...sometimes real life is too boring and you need a good black humored violent Russian piece

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KaskStunter 4

Perhaps you could ********** together then? It is a start...

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LegendaryLady 8

I am Russian and I have read it twice)

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JiggyBoo123 11

So? Your point? Sometimes, people just want to have fun by themselves rather than worry about pleasing another person too. Masturbation and Sex are two different things, and sometimes people choose Masturbation over Sex. It's like asking her why she wanted pizza instead of Escargot or something; yeah one is probably infinitely better, she just doesn't want that right now. Also, was she just jerking off while reading a book, or was she jerking off TO the book? Those are very different things. She could have been masturbating while she happened to be reading War and Peace.

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ellytoad 13

She craved a "thicker" partner that day.

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yusaku02 20

2 can play at that game ;)

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AugustusXXIV 5

Retaliate by yanking it to Machiavelli's The Prince.

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