Miscellaneous: Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment....

By scumdresser - 29/09/2012 20:34 - United States - Pittsford

Today, an incredibly rude woman came in for a hairdressing appointment. I had to put up with being yelled at and called a "clumsy bitch," a "pleb," and other insults for almost half an hour. When I finally managed to finish her hair, instead of tipping me, she spat at my feet and stormed out. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 02:50 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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By I’m stressed - 22/12/2020 08:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, someone tried to open the stall I was in, and I instinctively screamed. I was yelled at and called, "incredibly rude and disrespectful." The lady then waited for me to come out so she could, "kick my ass." FML

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By BaMiTsAnYa - 16/09/2013 01:21 - United States - Orlando

Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2018 15:00

Today, a customer asked a question I couldn’t answer. I asked if she would wait while I consulted someone else, but she spat in my face and stormed off. My manager saw, wrote me up for refusing to help, and gave the woman a gift card for her troubles. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 00:20 - Australia - Spearwood

Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML

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By donttouchmyhair - 19/03/2014 18:14 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML

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The customer is almost always annoying

By minimoonpie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was serving an incredibly rude woman at work. The ladder I had used to get her two pairs of shoes came crashing down, and hit my face and neck. She only bought one pair, and ten minutes later returned them after, complaining they were too expensive. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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xKabuki 4

Sunday 30 September 2012 2:40

Should've shaved her head. Or at least part of it.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 30 September 2012 2:41

And the next time she comes in... "Oopsy! Was that Nair? I thought it was conditioner! Haha! Silly me!"

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mowmowlife 21

Sunday 30 September 2012 22:06

Should have escorted her wayyyyyy out of there

mookiemookie01 24

Sunday 30 September 2012 22:29

Don't serve her ever again!

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 30 September 2012 22:35

Refuse to take her next time

ElishaisSexy2016 9

Monday 1 October 2012 0:26

Yeah she would have gone bald....

Bebbo_fml 21

Monday 1 October 2012 2:10

OP why didn't you kick the person out? Even if you're not the boss, you donkt have to put up with verbal abuse.

trulymickeyj 13

Monday 1 October 2012 3:38

I would've messed her face up with the flat iron jk lol... But u definitely shouldn't have put up with that!

ilovecandie 0

Monday 1 October 2012 4:38

Right after washing her hair you should've given her an ultimatum. Either leave with wet hair or shut up and relax.

SuicidalShooter 7

Monday 1 October 2012 4:53

what's a pleb?

j3ebrules 13

Monday 1 October 2012 6:23

I would have referred her to the manager immediately when that started. You do not have the right to abuse those doing work on you.

GoArmy6624 7

Monday 1 October 2012 6:35

Must be related to Keith Olbermann.

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Same thing different taste

Badass

Get on with it

The customer is almost always annoying

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